An imaginative scenario...but one that somehow fails to animate me. What gets me going is the stupidity, self-centeredness, and public menance of the "community" of lovers of vicious dogs.
Why don't we start with exterminating the Pits, work through the Rotts and some of the other bad-ass dogs, and see how it goes."
The saddened, former owners can still put on their studded leather vests (sans chemise), put on their Nazi helments, and go out cruising on their hogs. And, if they are thinking ahead, they can have a case of Bud icing in the bathtub back at the trailer.
(This is a Saturday, that I have sketched. On Sunday, they might go to the Knife and Gun Show down at the WWF arena.)
(This is a Saturday, that I have sketched. On Sunday, they might go to the Knife and Gun Show down at the WWF arena.)"
Well you've changed my mind....how could I ever have lost my way when you have made it all so lucidly clear with your well articulated and sophisticated argument.
You are truly the torch which illuminates the path to truth and wisdom. Either that or you're just a flaming moron. .