Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!
Here is my example with WFTD.
This gym instructor learned that synchretism of political satire and exercise instruction isn't necessarily a good idea.
Gym Instructor Mocks Bush in Front of First Daughter
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!

To: Free Silly, you bastards!; Silly; NeoCaveman; xsmommy; Slip18; hobbes1; Argh; TheGrimReaper; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: Gabz; doubled; HairOfTheDog; Robert A. Cook, PE; maxwell; TruthShallSetYouFree; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: VRWCmember; Eala; LonePalm; MeeknMing; TxBec; Cyber Liberty; Dan from Michigan; EODGUY; pankot; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: camle; gas_dr; christine; Just another Joe; DainBramage; lds23; TexasNative2000; kassie; P.O.E.; ...
Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.
To: VRWCmember
First? Top Ten?
The chef is here. Good eats for everyone.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
8 posted on
04/26/2006 6:48:56 AM PDT by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
To: VRWCmember; All
syncretism \SING-kruh-tiz-um\ noun
1. the combination of different forms of belief or practice
Syncretin.
To: VRWCmember
I practice syncretism in my love of both BBQ *and* beer~~!
17 posted on
04/26/2006 6:51:55 AM PDT by
Toby06
(Make illegal immigration illegal!)
To: VRWCmember
syncretism between Catholicism (or any Bible-based Christian religion for that matter) and lesbianism (or its male corollary, FRUITISM) is
impossible. and suing to attempt to force that syncretism is abhorrent.
18 posted on
04/26/2006 6:52:35 AM PDT by
xsmommy
To: VRWCmember
Just as Voodoo is an amalgum of Christianity and other religions, the DNC is a syncretism of Socialism, Fascism, and Horse Fertilizer.
25 posted on
04/26/2006 6:55:53 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: VRWCmember
Sincreatism?
Well, I dunno, but it seems to me that sin just sorta got made all on its own right about as soon as people were built the first time, and only required a little outside help to evolve into the mess Washington and NY are in now.
34 posted on
04/26/2006 7:05:39 AM PDT by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: VRWCmember
William Jefferson Clinton felt that he didn't know Monica Lewinsky well enough to let her "finish him off" in the traditional manner ("traditional" among U.S. presidents who are fellated by young interns), so he would finish himself off into the wash basin in the Oval Office, thereby practicing his own peculiar brand of sink-retism.
35 posted on
04/26/2006 7:07:23 AM PDT by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning.)
To: VRWCmember
42 posted on
04/26/2006 7:25:54 AM PDT by
tioga
(Spring is in the air.)
To: VRWCmember
What liberals might call syncretism, vis-a-vis their style of worship, I call psychosis.
103 posted on
04/26/2006 3:17:37 PM PDT by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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