1 posted on
04/24/2006 10:44:32 AM PDT by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Maybe they've evolved a little too much.
2 posted on
04/24/2006 10:45:41 AM PDT by
mlc9852
To: presidio9
An adult chimp is stronger than several men.
3 posted on
04/24/2006 10:45:51 AM PDT by
ZULU
(Non nobis, non nobis, Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts, and guns made America great.)
To: presidio9
The chimps were probably "liberal" Democrats and "peace" protestors.
4 posted on
04/24/2006 10:47:36 AM PDT by
garyhope
To: presidio9
Armed police were searching Monday for 27 chimpanzeesSounds like a job for DA Nifong.
To: presidio9
Is this species profileing?
6 posted on
04/24/2006 10:47:36 AM PDT by
al baby
(Father of the Beeber)
To: presidio9
Shouting, "This is our country," the Chimps demanded free college tuition and a path to citizenship.
7 posted on
04/24/2006 10:48:13 AM PDT by
rhombus
To: presidio9
Somosa said it was unclear why the chimps attacked ...maybe being a wild animal had something to do with the attack?
I didn't even trust J Fred Muggs...I always looked for him to bite Dave Garroway's fingers off.
BTW...I heard somewhere that J Fred Muggs is still alive.
9 posted on
04/24/2006 10:52:51 AM PDT by
B.O. Plenty
(Islam, liberalism and abortions are terminal..)
To: presidio9
Chimps are extremely intelligent and can be unbelievably aggressive, often leading political coups in their own groups that are so complicated and intricately planned that they'd make Machiavelli blush. Anybody who says apes are dumb animals hasn't spent any time around Chimps.
12 posted on
04/24/2006 10:55:00 AM PDT by
Alter Kaker
("Whatever tears one sheds, in the end one always blows one's nose." - Heine)
To: presidio9
To: presidio9
The Sierra Leonean driver died as the chimps ripped his body apart ...
Not what I'd call a happy death.
To: presidio9
18 posted on
04/24/2006 11:02:15 AM PDT by
Diggler
To: presidio9
Chimps are wild animals. They are not your friend. They are not like human beings. They are wild animals. Liberals like to think that chimps are just like humans with the same rights. Liberals are wrong.
20 posted on
04/24/2006 11:03:06 AM PDT by
BooksForTheRight.com
(what have you done today to fight terrorism/leftism (same thing!))
To: presidio9
21 posted on
04/24/2006 11:07:08 AM PDT by
Diggler
To: presidio9
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
26 posted on
04/24/2006 11:29:54 AM PDT by
Bratch
To: presidio9
Muslim chimps? I always suspected as much.
29 posted on
04/24/2006 12:36:51 PM PDT by
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