Police Hunt for Chimps After Fatal Attack

AP ^ | 4/24/06 | CLARENCE ROY-MACAULAY

[mlc9852]

Maybe they've evolved a little too much.

[ZULU]

An adult chimp is stronger than several men.

[garyhope]

The chimps were probably "liberal" Democrats and "peace" protestors.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Armed police were searching Monday for 27 chimpanzees

Sounds like a job for DA Nifong.

[al baby]

Is this species profileing?

[rhombus]

Shouting, "This is our country," the Chimps demanded free college tuition and a path to citizenship.

[D.P.Roberts]

And guaranteed lifetime jobs.

[B.O. Plenty]

Somosa said it was unclear why the chimps attacked ...maybe being a wild animal had something to do with the attack?

I didn't even trust J Fred Muggs...I always looked for him to bite Dave Garroway's fingers off.

BTW...I heard somewhere that J Fred Muggs is still alive.

[frankiep]

So is a Fly

[Tijeras_Slim]

Cheeta turned 74 last week.

[Alter Kaker]

Chimps are extremely intelligent and can be unbelievably aggressive, often leading political coups in their own groups that are so complicated and intricately planned that they'd make Machiavelli blush. Anybody who says apes are dumb animals hasn't spent any time around Chimps.

[Fighting Irish]

[mlc9852]

LOL

[eastsider]

The Sierra Leonean driver died as the chimps ripped his body apart ...

Not what I'd call a happy death.

[brownsfan]

"Not what I'd call a happy death."

Can't imagine too many conditions under which I'd consider death... "happy". ;)

[1rudeboy]

Do you have more information, or can you direct me where to look? Sounds fascinating.

[Diggler]

[tumblindice]

The driver shouldn't have called him a (chimp)
"pansie". There's no excuse for name-calling.

[BooksForTheRight.com]

Chimps are wild animals. They are not your friend. They are not like human beings. They are wild animals. Liberals like to think that chimps are just like humans with the same rights. Liberals are wrong.