I take a field trip to Zotland, the capital of Upper Volta

[zakzakzakzakzakzakzakzakzak]

So like Dude... I learned that the capitol of Texas is Cuba. That means that the capitol of Arizona is like, Brazil. WHOA DUDE! IT MUST BE! Uh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh...

[fanfan]

Thanks for that link Sionnsar.

That's great news!

Thanks God!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Hiya!

[Dead Corpse]

Er... I thought that is what we are doing? Never been on a Undead Thread thread before have you?

[Monkey Face]

That's three of us that have pointed DCPatriot in the right direction...I dunno...maybe we need to make the signs bigger?

[Dead Corpse]

Maybe Neon flourescent tubes... Shaped like Betty Page...

[King Prout]

last post!

[King Prout]

IMO, to let a zot thread get to 500 posts only encourages them. Since the thread is so off-topic why doesn't somebody just keep a thread going that is like the Seinfeld...ABOUT NOTHING?

um, we have been doing precisely that for almost two years straight. see the front page, [ZOT! Because we can!] link

[Monkey Face]

Maybe. Perhaps some blaring music, as well.

[Monkey Face]

Makes ya kinda wonder, don't it, KP?

[NicknamedBob]

"Since the thread is so off-topic ..."

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I,
I took the one less traveled by ...

... and that's how I got lost."

[sionnsar]

That's three of us that have pointed DCPatriot in the right direction...I dunno...maybe we need to make the signs bigger?

I dunno... I think he ran away screaming...

[Monkey Face]

I get lost like that, too! LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Some people are born leaders. Others are born screamers.

Was it something we said?

[sionnsar]

Needed to put this somewhere where I could find it again. Marvelous!

Sionnsar says we need a theme song for this month's thread.

Herewith submitted, (To be sung to the tune of Scotland the Brave, which is sung to the tune of My Bonnie Lassie)

Zotland the Craven

Out from the bog comes crawling,
Something that marks the falling,
Down the long food chain sprawling,
Til it hits the spot.
Where nothing lower can be,
A living category,
Except for a stinking body,
That just got the Zot!

Chorus:
Trying to play the game,
Thinking up a clever name,
And, they all sound the same!
Is that all you’ve got?
Then, as they post and hurry,
As if they had to worry,
One has to quickly scurry,
To avoid the Zot!

Now, out in public light,
How lost the appetite,
And how shrinks the hero,
So brave before!
Then how they scamper shrieking,
False hope of havoc wreaking,
Into their hovels creeping,
To lick wounds of war!
Chorus
Somewhere, there must be reason,
Perhaps, they’ve a logic season,
Where, accidentally,
They stumble to accomplishment.
Surprising all and sundery,
And leaving them in a quandary,
How can they boast about,
Something no one meant?
Chorus

[sionnsar]

Was it something we said?

I can't imagine what...

[Monkey Face]

Me too, not. Sheesh. I've always tried to be polite to strangers. The stranger they are, the more polite I am...one just never knows...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You are a scary bunch.

(Except for DC. He has a heart of marshmellow fluff.)

[NicknamedBob]

"I've always tried to be polite to strangers. The stranger they are, the more polite I am."

That's funny. I do it the other way; the politer they are, the stranger I am!

[Monkey Face]

DC gets my vote for the marshmallow stuff, too.
Hi, Teddy!

[NicknamedBob]

"You are a scary bunch."