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Posted on 04/21/2006 4:03:23 PM PDT by Rca2000
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Ah, now it's beginning to add up. (Sorry, bad joke . . . )
Hey everyone! I'm back...
Security Troops in the Air Force were the worst on pranks.
One that I saw (Never participated :)) was breaking open a chemical lightstick on a nuke storage structure lock. When a newbie came along and shook the lock, he would have a glowing goo all over his hands.
His partner would immediately advise him that he was screwed and tell him to get his gas mask on ASAP. By the time everything was done, the newbie was waiting in the vehicle entrapment gate in his under pants, socks, boots and gas mask waiting for the fire dpeartment to come and decontaminate him with the firehose. This was all of course done during late fall.
I thought it was called "Accountifization."
LOL! Not quite as vulgar as I-95 through New Jersey, where I wouldn't recommend lighting a match (oil refineries and chemical plants abound). The I-95/Turnpike corridor in said state inspired my suggestion for the new New Jersey slogan: "Who farted"
A guy in my church blew off two of his fingers years ago.
He made little rockets by using spent CO2 cartridges. He would fill them up with matchheads and compress the matchheads using a nail and a hammer.
One day the thing blew up in his face as he was compressing matchheads. He lost the little finger and his ring finger down to the knuckle on the same hand.
I never got hurt. We used to shoot bottle rockets and Roman candles at each other. We used to do all kinds of crazy things...
We missed you.
I rented Monty Python's "And Now for Something Completely Different." That movie is hilarious. I love the Vocational Guidance Counselor skit. If you haven't seen it, the script is here: http://www.urielw.com/refs/montyvgc.htm
Anything exciting going on?
Good luck with your trip!
The best "prank" I ever pulled in the Air Force was I beat a guy at backgammon for $200. I let him "work off" the money he owed me, otherwise I would have gotten nothing. I was living in the barracks at the time.
I had him ironing my cloths and shining my shoes. Then I started hiring him out as my "house boy" to others. He got real mad...he was like my personal servant. Everyone in the barracks got a good laugh out of me having a house boy.
LOL! At least the smells in Iowa are more natural.
Thanks fo the tip. I haven't seen it.
I really liked "Quest for the Holy Grail". "Life of Brian" wasn't too bad either.
"Holy Grail" is the best one IMHO! I'm also fond of "The Meaning of Life."
Hehehe... I know accountancy has made me Dull, Dull, Dull (referring to the Monty Python skit).
Yeah, I've resorted to drive-by posting. It happens when life gets a bit busy.
Just exchanging prank stories. No drinking or dancing yet--I guess the night is young.
Good Evening Everyone
I'll dance if Hoodie ever comes back to the thread...
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