Naybor lady said over the fence, "So how much *more* do you have growing this year than last year?" Apparantly she doesn't like the garden. Poo.
So that's one less neighbor who gets 'gifts' from your garden!
You shoulda walked up to the naybor lady, looked around cautiously, then looked her very intensely in the eyes and said in a low voice, "You know, I work for the government..."
ROFLOL! Bet that'd freak her out! Heh heh...just the mental picture is cracking me up.