[lainie]

Brooke says antidepressants help postpartum, Tom jumps on couch and calls people glib.

Brooke announces baby on the way, Tom says baby is on the way.

Brooke acts like an expectant mother and generally lays low, Tom parades "pregnant" girlfriend for cameras, with the size of her belly going up and down more times than a male escort at a flight attendants' convention.

Brooke has baby, Tom says he has baby.

We report, you decide.

[Always Right]

Tom criticizes Brookes for using drugs. Tomkat says OK to drugs for their pregnancy

[lainie]

Shields responded by calling Cruise "dangerous," and suggested the star stick to "saving the world from aliens," a reference to the 2005 Cruise film, War of the Worlds.

Oh. I thought it was a reference to his cult.

[Clintonfatigued]

Hopefully, Brooke's husband has better taste in postpartum meals.

[rintense]

Grier (Shields) Henchy versus Suri Cruise...

I'll take Grier hands down.

[Chickensoup]

male escort at a flight attendants' convention.

Are there a lot of homosexual men at flight attendent's conventions?

[girlscout]

I trust that both Brooke and Katie’s babies were delivered by the traditional method.

How babies are delivered.

[dfwgator]

Xenu is pleased.