I don't even know where to begin with this one, LOL!
To: SJackson
2 posted on
04/18/2006 2:54:20 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
All they needed to do was to darken the inside the house (lights off, curtains closed) and leave the doors to the outside open.
3 posted on
04/18/2006 3:07:22 PM PDT by
Deguello
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Hird's parents - who asked not to be identified out of fears their home might become a target for burglars - Let see, their son is Steve Hird. How hard could it be to figure out who his parents are?
4 posted on
04/18/2006 3:09:22 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
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A turkey on pcp.

5 posted on
04/18/2006 4:27:58 PM PDT by
SJackson
(The Pilgrims—Doing the jobs Native Americans wouldn’t do!)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Mindful of the damage already done to the home, Joswiak tried to end the ordeal by zapping the bird with a Taser. It had an effect, but not the desired one - the turkey flew up and broke a ceiling light."Ok, now I'm REALLY LMAO!!!
6 posted on
04/18/2006 4:33:00 PM PDT by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS))
To: Diana in Wisconsin
7 posted on
04/18/2006 4:37:11 PM PDT by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS))
To: Diana in Wisconsin
""It turns from what doesn't look that huge to a monster," he said. "I cowered. I ran, and the other police ran, down the hallway." "
Madison needs some non sissified cops.
8 posted on
04/18/2006 4:42:22 PM PDT by
Beagle8U
(Vote Constipation Party....Waste your vote and elect RATS in one fell swoop)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
The layers of feathers on a gobbler are all but bullet proof. They are tough 'ol birds. I doubt a tazer wouldn penetrate deep enough to do its thing.
Did someone call PETA? There was no mention of Miranda being issued.
9 posted on
04/18/2006 4:49:42 PM PDT by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
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