Melissa gets some hotties, I tell ya.
Tammy Lynn Michaels
1 posted on
04/18/2006 12:49:27 PM PDT by
pissant
To: pissant
You mean David Crosby isn't the father?
2 posted on
04/18/2006 12:50:11 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
To: pissant
Two chicks pregnant! It's a miracle! Alert the media!!
3 posted on
04/18/2006 12:50:14 PM PDT by
dead
To: pissant
So I guess that makes Melissa the father figure.
6 posted on
04/18/2006 12:52:03 PM PDT by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: pissant
Here's dad:
7 posted on
04/18/2006 12:52:19 PM PDT by
Toby06
(Make illegal immigration illegal!)
To: pissant
She kinda screwed up the first kids pretty bad - dragging them through a messy "all-mommy divorce" and saddling them with a coked up old knucklehead father who probably couldn't pick them out of a lineup.
Since her biological input is nil, she's got another forty or fifty years of trying to get this "having a baby" thing right.
8 posted on
04/18/2006 12:53:39 PM PDT by
dead
To: pissant
13 posted on
04/18/2006 1:04:10 PM PDT by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com/)
To: pissant
The turkey baster must've worked.
To: pissant
Who's yer daddy?
To: pissant
Isn't that great? And when the little ones ask,"Why don't I have a Daddy as the other kids do?" She can say, because there was a choice between my having a good time and your having a Daddy, so I decided my having a good time was more important than what you need."
I'm just so happy for all of them I could puke.
25 posted on
04/18/2006 1:17:03 PM PDT by
Mad Dawg
(If you find yourself in a fair fight, you did not prepare properly.)
To: pissant
Melissa can lick all the girls in town AND get them pregnant? Wow!
32 posted on
04/18/2006 2:31:28 PM PDT by
toddlintown
(Lennon takes six bullets to the chest, Yoko is standing right next to him and not one f'ing bullet?)
To: pissant
Q: What do you call 5,000 armed Lesbians in uniform?
A: Militia Etheridge (rimshot on drum)
34 posted on
04/18/2006 4:01:18 PM PDT by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: pissant
I hate the word "partner." I have a business and a partner, and I have to refer to her specifically as my "business partner" everytime I introduce her, or people are going to be thinking weird things.
It's similar to when "gay" stopped meaning happy.
36 posted on
04/18/2006 5:30:09 PM PDT by
livius
To: pissant
I feel sorry for the children. Sperm donors, David Crosby, different mothers, no fathers... What a tragedy these children are going through.
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