Posted on 04/18/2006 10:04:32 AM PDT by Millee
Susan Wal-Martian embodies everything that is annoying in an Oblivion.
At the office she's everybody's "big sister," making sure co-workers are getting to the doctor to get that persistent cough checked out, or commenting on the attire of everyone within sight, drawing attention to people who don't necessarily care for it.
"Wow, that's a terrific sweater Janeane," or "Great tie, Joe."
But perhaps Susan's most annoying quirk is how every story anybody is telling always seems to relate to Susan. It's magical, really.
For instance, if one has a headache, well, Susan has migraines that debilitate her whenever they come on. In fact, Susan "usually" keeps a bottle of green apple shampoo that she can sniff whenever she feels a migraine coming on, but when asked to produce said bottle, she must have left it home.
When Susan has a rash on her back it's actually a case of shingles, and pain in her shoulder is most definitely bursitis or early onset arthritis, something that just happens to run in her family.
And please don't bring up any bathroom ailments,
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My co-workers have an annoying co-worker like that ping! ;op
"Somebody's got a case of the Mondays..."
"Account payable, just a moment, please"
"Account payable, just a moment, please"
"Account payable, just a moment, please"
"Account payable, just a moment, please"
"Account payable, just a moment, please"
"Account payable, just a moment, please"
"Now Milton, don't be greedy, pass it along please."
Poor Milton....(sigh)
Reminds me of the old SNL skit, where the AG (annoying guy) has his desk right next to the copy machine.
"Jerry, Jerry, my man! Makin' some copies! Copy, copy, copy. Whatcha copyin' today, Jerry?"
"Naw man, I do believe you'd get your a$$ kicked for saying something like that where I work!"
"Watch yer cornhole, bud."
I work for US Postal Service. You don't want to hack me off.
LOL - I forgot about that!
"Hey, Peter, man, check out channel 9. It's the breast exams."
snort!
No thanks, i quit that stuff back in '89.
I'm just a bitch, so don't push it!
Hey, why didn't you share?
Kind of reminds me of my Grandmother (Rest her soul). We lived in eastern NC and she lived in middle TN. Every time we'd go to visit she would come down with some mysterious illness, that always seemed to clear up right after we left.
I am in SO much trouble.
NO, I wanted whatever it was you were snorting.
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