[Millee]

My co-workers have an annoying co-worker like that ping! ;op

[peacebaby]

what a miserable woman...and I think my narcissistic co-worker was bad!

[Hegemony Cricket]

Reminds me of the old SNL skit, where the AG (annoying guy) has his desk right next to the copy machine.

"Jerry, Jerry, my man! Makin' some copies! Copy, copy, copy. Whatcha copyin' today, Jerry?"

[Maximus of Texas]

I work for US Postal Service. You don't want to hack me off.

[retrokitten]

I have a co-worker like this (shockingly, it's not the one getting married) and it's a man. Everything you have done he has done and then some.

You do martial arts as a hobby/fitness, he's grand master karate champion of the universe. My parents used to live in a certain area, he used to live there for 10 years, but can't remember the name of the town. When my husband and I were going to get engaged I got a 45 minute lecture on buying a diamond (90% of what he said was completely false, if there is one thing I know it's buying jewelry). He's 9 credit hours away from getting his degree in fill in the blank. It varies each time you ask him. You like a sport, he played semi-pro, but can't recall the name of the team.

You get the idea.