I'm developing a prototype thermometer especially for Texans. Instead of degrees, it tells the temperature in Texan.
Cool = 32F
Plantin' weather = 70F
Fishin' weather = 75F
Grillin' weather = 80F
Nappin' weather = 85F
It'll roast a fly on a rock = 90F
It'll melt steel outside = 95F
Somebody start to prayin'... Hell's comin' = 100F
Even Satan will be in church today = 105F
Hot enough for ya? = 110F+
Working for an engineering company I love your tagline.
One Summer, I did have the opportunity to watch the asphalt liquify (it was 114F in the shade that day).