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Bin Laden Offered Sex In Exchange For Peace
All Headline News ^ | April 12, 2006 | Mary K. Brunskill

Posted on 04/12/2006 9:21:46 AM PDT by West Coast Conservative

The most famous porn star in Italy, Cicciolina, is willing to trade sex with Osama Bin Laden for peace, according to a report from the AP.

The porn queen, 55, reportedly stated that it is somebody should do something to pacify the terrorist, claiming that she may be the right woman to make the effort.

At an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolia said, "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it...I am ready to make a deal. He can have me in exchange for his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.

She allegedly offered herself to Saddam in the 1990s if he would give up his Iraq dictatorship.

Cicciolina said that if Saddam had agreed to her offer "who knows what might have happened."

The socially conscious porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, hopes Bin Laden will learn from Saddam Hussein’s mistake.


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KEYWORDS: maybehedgoforagoat; osama; pornography; sex; skankitude; yesterday
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To: jdm

Damn it! Beat me again! Arabs nut jobs only like Arabs.


21 posted on 04/12/2006 9:28:30 AM PDT by Andy from Beaverton (I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
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To: West Coast Conservative

>>Sex In Exchange For Peace

From Monty Python:

Lennon-esque hippie (Eric Idle): "I'm starting a war for peace."

Nudge Nudge Man (Eric Idle): "Peace? I'll have a 'peace'
(piece). Know whut I mean, know what I mean, nudge, nudge."


22 posted on 04/12/2006 9:28:35 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: West Coast Conservative
The headline suggests Bin Laden was the one offering sex for peace.

Give me your choicest and most beautiful goats and we shall have peace!

23 posted on 04/12/2006 9:28:59 AM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 72-76)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Is that her? Dang....she was beaten with an ugly BAT.


24 posted on 04/12/2006 9:30:04 AM PDT by MadeInAmerica (- If ILLEGAL means Undocumented - Then Breaking and Entering means Wealth Redistribution)
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To: raccoonradio

(verbal joke, works best when 'Laden' is pronounced with a long "A"):

"No wonder why he's so bitter--he hasn't bin Laden years!"


25 posted on 04/12/2006 9:30:38 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: West Coast Conservative

Dunno about Binny but Saddam shoulda took her up...


26 posted on 04/12/2006 9:32:14 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: West Coast Conservative

She's at least one of the few Europeans who unashamedly proclaims that Osama Osama's actions were evil.


27 posted on 04/12/2006 9:33:07 AM PDT by winner3000
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To: West Coast Conservative
Bin Laden Offered Sex In Exchange For Peace

Had to read that a second time...btw, she looks like a dude. But keep in mind she is competing with camels.

28 posted on 04/12/2006 9:33:25 AM PDT by M203M4
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To: West Coast Conservative
Wow imaging that shriveled up little cocktail frank.
29 posted on 04/12/2006 9:34:06 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Proud soldier in the American Army of Occupation..)
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To: gopwinsin04
"Look at them fingers, Moe. Them's sausages!"


30 posted on 04/12/2006 9:34:24 AM PDT by jdm
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Listen, if Ossama is too busy on Thursday night...I've got a couple of hours free. But I gotta be home by midnight or my wife might get suspicious. You think this deal comes with a water bed and a red velet outfit?


31 posted on 04/12/2006 9:34:31 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: West Coast Conservative
Maybe BL would like this better


32 posted on 04/12/2006 9:37:34 AM PDT by just me
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To: MeanWestTexan
If she was a young boy or a sheep, this might have worked.

He's got enough catamites.

33 posted on 04/12/2006 9:43:47 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Proud soldier in the American Army of Occupation..)
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To: luvbach1
I think she may be on to a solution we could build upon.

How about if we offer OBL (and his followers) 72 virgins NOW, while there alive! They could be given a guarantee of 72 virgins right now.

Then we kill them and they collect 72 more (per their beliefs). Sort of a Win/Win two-fer!

Now, where to find 72 willing virgins?

34 posted on 04/12/2006 9:43:51 AM PDT by Jambe ( Save the Cows ! -- Eat a Vegan !!!)
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To: jdm

I came to this thread KNOWING there'd be a picture of "The Hag." LOL!


35 posted on 04/12/2006 9:56:08 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: West Coast Conservative

Ugh. Where's the barf alert??


36 posted on 04/12/2006 10:26:32 AM PDT by Millee
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To: West Coast Conservative

Nice try, but she's the wrong gender for him. :)


37 posted on 04/12/2006 10:26:50 AM PDT by TBP
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

I just vommited.

Thanks a lot for spoiling my lunch


38 posted on 04/12/2006 11:22:06 AM PDT by charming_harmonica
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To: charming_harmonica
Thanks a lot for spoiling my lunch

It could've been worse. I could've posted this one:

(Check out the "man hands".)

39 posted on 04/12/2006 11:31:49 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

What's with that eye brow thing?


40 posted on 04/12/2006 11:35:25 AM PDT by Ditto
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