Posted on 04/12/2006 9:21:46 AM PDT by West Coast Conservative
The most famous porn star in Italy, Cicciolina, is willing to trade sex with Osama Bin Laden for peace, according to a report from the AP.
The porn queen, 55, reportedly stated that it is somebody should do something to pacify the terrorist, claiming that she may be the right woman to make the effort.
At an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolia said, "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it...I am ready to make a deal. He can have me in exchange for his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.
She allegedly offered herself to Saddam in the 1990s if he would give up his Iraq dictatorship.
Cicciolina said that if Saddam had agreed to her offer "who knows what might have happened."
The socially conscious porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, hopes Bin Laden will learn from Saddam Husseins mistake.
Damn it! Beat me again! Arabs nut jobs only like Arabs.
>>Sex In Exchange For Peace
From Monty Python:
Lennon-esque hippie (Eric Idle): "I'm starting a war for peace."
Nudge Nudge Man (Eric Idle): "Peace? I'll have a 'peace'
(piece). Know whut I mean, know what I mean, nudge, nudge."
Give me your choicest and most beautiful goats and we shall have peace!
Is that her? Dang....she was beaten with an ugly BAT.
(verbal joke, works best when 'Laden' is pronounced with a long "A"):
"No wonder why he's so bitter--he hasn't bin Laden years!"
Dunno about Binny but Saddam shoulda took her up...
She's at least one of the few Europeans who unashamedly proclaims that Osama Osama's actions were evil.
Had to read that a second time...btw, she looks like a dude. But keep in mind she is competing with camels.
Listen, if Ossama is too busy on Thursday night...I've got a couple of hours free. But I gotta be home by midnight or my wife might get suspicious. You think this deal comes with a water bed and a red velet outfit?
He's got enough catamites.
Then we kill them and they collect 72 more (per their beliefs). Sort of a Win/Win two-fer!
Now, where to find 72 willing virgins?
I came to this thread KNOWING there'd be a picture of "The Hag." LOL!
Ugh. Where's the barf alert??
Nice try, but she's the wrong gender for him. :)
I just vommited.
Thanks a lot for spoiling my lunch
It could've been worse. I could've posted this one:
(Check out the "man hands".)
What's with that eye brow thing?
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