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[nhoward14]

Cartoon Wars Part II

Original air Date: 2006-04-12

After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of “Family Guy” determined to put an end to the show once and for all.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Eric Cartman as Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Somehow, that makes sense in a cosmic way...

[gondramB]

"crap people would be a way to end this."

That was, of course, a typo and should have been "crab" people.

[CounterCounterCulture]

Whew, I thought Mr. Hankey went over to the dark side ;-)

[subterfuge]

Eric Cartman as Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Cartman as a Jew?

FReeper, PLEASE! :^)

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

We're talking mega-villains, not rabbis! ;^)

[Gordongekko909]

Ten bucks says that the Family Guy writers are Muslims themselves, and so able to make all the Muslim jokes they want according to the Seinfeld rule.

[Gordongekko909]

I guarantee you, they're Muslims. And so able to make all the Muslim jokes they want. I can see this coming a mile away.

[Gordongekko909]

Muslims! The writers are Muslims! They are able to tell all the Muslim jokes they want because of this!

Am I the only one who sees this coming?

[skinkinthegrass]

Stewie kills Cartman....The bastard.

I suspect a "Dallas Dream Relapse"...its' all a bad Dream/Nightmare. :^/

[mnehring]

I predict they will show Mohammad, but they will be real smart ass and it will be Mohammad Ali.

[skinkinthegrass]

Stewie is no match for Cartman. He's too diabolical...

Who?...Stew/Cartman. :^)

[skinkinthegrass]

Eric Cartman as Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

*Cue Evil Laugh* LOL! :D

[gondramB]

"guarantee you, they're Muslims. And so able to make all the Muslim jokes they want. I can see this coming a mile away."

Well that's the edgy way to do it... But it means having real world concerns about getting killed.

[skinkinthegrass]

and it will be Mohammad Ali....Very likely. :^)

[safeasthebanks]

For me, that wouldn't really make sense. First off, Danish cartoon violence notwithstanding, per Muslim rules, it's only Muslims that are not supposed to depict the prophet in anyway. So if the writers are Muslim, this would especially be a problem for other Muslims, and possibly cause rioting.

Also, there really hasn't been any jokes per se about Muslims at this point in the fake Family Guy episode. So the whole "only Jews can rag on Jews, Muslims on Muslims, blacks on blacks, etc" thing isn't really applicable.

[TC Rider]

I'm telling you, Stewie is no match for Cartman. He's too diabolical...

Agreed. Stewie schemes, Cartman 'does'.

Stewie can only look up to Cartman as a role model.

[discostu]

Muslims is a possibility. Other possibilities:
the aliens that were using earth as a reality show
or to drive home the idea that Family Guy is just like Cartman the writers could be Cartman's dad (the Denver Broncos)
and we can't rule out crab people, we know they're behind Queer Eye

[nhoward14]

My prediction about who is behind Family Guy....

TOWELIE!

[Stag_Man]

"Muslims is a possibility. Other possibilities:
the aliens that were using earth as a reality show
or to drive home the idea that Family Guy is just like Cartman the writers could be Cartman's dad (the Denver Broncos)
and we can't rule out crab people, we know they're behind Queer Eye"

No, no, no! It's Saddam! He was the evil genius behind the "Christmas in Canada" episode. It makes too much sense. He's a favorite of South Park but there hasn't been a peep about his trial on the show.