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1 posted on 04/09/2006 1:54:36 PM PDT by fanfan
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Heh.

Ping.
2 posted on 04/09/2006 1:58:24 PM PDT by fanfan ( We have become the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world.)
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Reminds me of the joke about the Scottish woman who called police to report the sighting of an elephant that escaped from the zoo.

"Aye officer. The beastie is in me garden right now. A great grey leather ox. Pickin' the cabbages with his tail and stoofin' 'em up his behind."

5 posted on 04/09/2006 2:05:09 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Pain is nothing. Pain is weakness leaving the body.)
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"Yes, I have seen such things before, but this one is eating my popcorn!"
8 posted on 04/09/2006 2:13:03 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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11 posted on 04/09/2006 2:56:40 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Squirrels are nuts.


12 posted on 04/09/2006 3:00:04 PM PDT by usmcobra (Those that are incited to violence by the sight of OUR flag are the enemies of this nation.)
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"Well, could you at least move the deer crossing sign?

The place you've chosen is much too dangerous for them."


18 posted on 04/09/2006 3:37:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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"But police officers help people in need right?" "Yes, ma'am. Squirrels are not people."

Liberals aren't people either... They're nutbars. ;)

20 posted on 04/09/2006 4:05:12 PM PDT by Libertina (Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.)
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There really are some smart people in this world.

Then there's this woman.


31 posted on 04/09/2006 7:12:29 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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