To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; nicmarlo; tuliptree76; ...
Heh.
Ping.
2 posted on
04/09/2006 1:58:24 PM PDT by
fanfan
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To: fanfan
But the squirrel was "crying."
3 posted on
04/09/2006 1:59:33 PM PDT by
onyx
(It's easier to indict a ham sandwich or Tom DeLay than it is to indict a Democrat.)
To: fanfan
4 posted on
04/09/2006 2:01:00 PM PDT by
tiredoflaundry
(She left suds in the bucket, And the clothes hangin' out on the line)
To: fanfan
In other news, a rabbit was found stuck in a burrow.
7 posted on
04/09/2006 2:09:24 PM PDT by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: fanfan
The answer is simple. Send a cat up the tree to chase the squirrel down. Call the fire department to get the cat down, as it is not a police matter. Only if the squirrel is intoxicated or armed should law enforcement enter the equation. Rodents with RPGs are not to be taken lightly. Our local police department must get twenty to thirty calls a month on disruptive squirrels--everything from domestic abuse to auto theft to public intoxication. It's unreal.
What were we talking about?
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