To: fanfan
The answer is simple. Send a cat up the tree to chase the squirrel down. Call the fire department to get the cat down, as it is not a police matter. Only if the squirrel is intoxicated or armed should law enforcement enter the equation. Rodents with RPGs are not to be taken lightly. Our local police department must get twenty to thirty calls a month on disruptive squirrels--everything from domestic abuse to auto theft to public intoxication. It's unreal.
What were we talking about?
To: Das Outsider
26 posted on
04/09/2006 5:15:55 PM PDT by
fanfan
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To: Das Outsider
A squirrel stole my 59 Vette and peed on the carpet.
34 posted on
04/10/2006 9:51:03 AM PDT by
stephenjohnbanker
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