Posted on 04/05/2006 10:11:16 AM PDT by iPod Shuffle
And according to this article, Al better not separate from his wife or he's screwed.
Great...there's hope for me yet.I'm so handsome that you wouldn't believe it,but I don't have two nickels to rub together.
Aw, c'mon! Took me forever to find a decent job, and now I have to start working out??
anything green, including green cards
Sorry, Ladies, I'm already taken. Move along now.
Women are looking for good looking men, and men are looking for rich women.
Guess I'm outta luck either way. ;^(
I married my husband primarily for his sense of humor, and twenty years later I'm still laughing. If I had married him for his money, I would have found it by now.
Long fingers.
$$$$$$$
LMAO!!! You're gonna get me in trouble at work. LOL!
1. Sperm 2. Bringing home the bacon
When marriage is crumbling as an institution, then #2 becomes less important. The problem is that then women start chasing the alpha male, who has plenty of women. This leads to polygamy as powerful men start accumulating women like property. Thank goodness women are so liberated today!
Well, it doesn't rule out thong underware, and that better be what they're looking for, as uncomfortable as they are.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,212 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists only as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
What? Your boss wouldn't appreciate the fact that women desire . . . office supplies? :-)
Well, I'm truly SOL. I'm ugly and broke.
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