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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead
| 03/31/06
| Max
Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas
Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: Maximus of Texas
Horse or chicken?
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.
To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given.
He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked.
"I am." said the man.
"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?"
The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."
"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.
"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:16:24 AM PST
by
Riddick
(I'd rather go hunting with Cheney that riding with Kennedy!)
To: sully777
Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence: No. No, man. S#it, no, man. I believe you'd get your @ss kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:16:57 AM PST
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: All
Oh, shoot!!!! I forgot!!! Friday, time for a new tagline!!!!
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:18:16 AM PST
by
fredhead
("I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: RockinRight
That is actually pretty cool.Would you still think so if I told you it goes on the market on April 1?
64
posted on
03/31/2006 7:18:21 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: The_Victor; Dashing Dasher
We had no idea!
65
posted on
03/31/2006 7:19:03 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: Petronski
66
posted on
03/31/2006 7:19:37 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: RockinRight
It must be photoshopped!
;^P
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:20:30 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
To: RockinRight
68
posted on
03/31/2006 7:20:58 AM PST
by
Petronski
(I love Cyborg!)
To: Maximus of Texas
Is it morning already?
69
posted on
03/31/2006 7:21:52 AM PST
by
LongElegantLegs
(Going armed to the terror of the public.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Actually, it's in a very revered place (like you!)
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:22:24 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Dashing Dasher
No, actually it's not! I saw it and just had to get a picture of it!
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:22:44 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: RockinRight
Here's the valley girl and her dad
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:23:01 AM PST
by
fredhead
("I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead." - Jimmy Buffett)
To: Maximus of Texas
No red x here. I have a rather strict firewall at work too.
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:23:11 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: The_Victor
Interesting that Tom Arnold is the next Batman.
Who'd a thunk it?
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:24:34 AM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: Hoodlum91; RockinRight
I'm revered!
I like that!
;-)
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:24:34 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
To: The_Victor
76
posted on
03/31/2006 7:26:23 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
To: Hoodlum91
77
posted on
03/31/2006 7:27:27 AM PST
by
RockinRight
(Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
To: LongElegantLegs
What color is Tango today?
78
posted on
03/31/2006 7:28:28 AM PST
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
To: Dashing Dasher
Of course you are dahlin'!
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:28:59 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(Tour guide goddess)
To: Maximus of Texas; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...
My friend just came home from Cuba - (where he went legally on a educational visa from the state department - just like I did six years ago, for those who care).
He saw a bunch of kids playing baseball in the street with a ball of tape. He was so touched - he went to a sporting goods store and bought up all the baseballs and went out in the streets of Havana handing them out to all the kids.
I thought that was pretty cool and thought I should share on the Silliness Thread.
Carry on....
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posted on
03/31/2006 7:29:06 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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