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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Meh Own 'Ead | 03/31/06 | Max

Posted on 03/31/2006 6:51:38 AM PST by Maximus of Texas

Not sure where X Alien is today so at the request of others, I'm kicking of the OFST. Seeing that Aprils Fools Day is tomorrow and its also Paulab's birthday tomorrow, use today's thread to share some of your best April Fools memories and to throw a birthday wish Paulab's way.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babes; goofy; howoldareyoupeople; humor; ipw; ofst; oldenoughtolaugh; rwos; silliness; tgif
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To: RockinRight

I think the jaeger.

That will be more fun for everyone!


221 posted on 03/31/2006 8:30:01 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Maximus of Texas

That story is so... yesterday!


222 posted on 03/31/2006 8:30:07 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (A shotgun is no substitute for a brass pole? --- LL)
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To: RockinRight

I hated it when they took all the alcohol out of children's cold medicine because it made them sleepy. Who wants a sick kid who's awake? Alcohol was the best part of cold medicines. When I was a kid, my granny rubbed paregoric on my gums when they ached! Good stuff. Narcotic-shmarcotic.


223 posted on 03/31/2006 8:30:49 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: baker_girl

I love black licorice. (I'll take your black jelly beans, please.)


224 posted on 03/31/2006 8:31:56 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Millee

Again, are we not supposed to already be nekkid or in the S&M gear?

It's so hard to keep up!


225 posted on 03/31/2006 8:31:59 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Hoodlum91

Alright, drink up!

So let's get this straight...we're nekkid, in a hot tub...drinking Jaeger?


226 posted on 03/31/2006 8:32:17 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: LongElegantLegs

Check freeper mail.


227 posted on 03/31/2006 8:32:23 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, wake up your wife in the middle of the night and show her the meaning of IPW)
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To: Dashing Dasher; pissant

why are you picking on pissant? LOL


228 posted on 03/31/2006 8:32:34 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Current: Stunt Pilot, IPW and Dom

Another reason why I love you sis

LOL
229 posted on 03/31/2006 8:32:52 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: RockinRight; Snardius

That about sums it up.

Oh, and it appears Snardius is with us.


230 posted on 03/31/2006 8:33:04 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Hoodlum91

Who knows?? I'm in jeans & a pullover, but others will think differently.


231 posted on 03/31/2006 8:33:55 AM PST by Millee (Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
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To: Hoodlum91
Oh, and it appears Snardius is with us.

OH BOY!! In the hottub...will my S&M gear rust...?

232 posted on 03/31/2006 8:34:49 AM PST by Snardius (What is a Navel Architect...?)
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To: Maximus of Texas
I just saw your tagline

LMBO!!!!!


Lord what a crazy bunch we are


hehehe
233 posted on 03/31/2006 8:34:51 AM PST by PaulaB
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To: Millee

I seems I'm the only one.

Guess I should put my clothes back on....


234 posted on 03/31/2006 8:35:04 AM PST by Hoodlum91 (Tour guide goddess)
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To: Maximus of Texas
I had one of those enormous double bags with a pocket on the front and back...and during the week, I used to ride my bike around the neighborhood, looking like a pregnant hunchback on wheels. ;-P

I also had the traditional side-bag, but I couldn't balance with it full of papers. I wonder if they're still in a box somewhere...
Sunday mornings my Mom and I would load up the back of the minivan with papers and she would drive slowly so I could run along behind, delivering papers. Sunday papers must have weighed 10 lbs each, with all the advertising...

235 posted on 03/31/2006 8:35:11 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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To: Hoodlum91

Yeah...well that puts a damper on my plans unless we can get someone to distract him.

;-)


236 posted on 03/31/2006 8:35:49 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Hoodlum91

No...you don't have to do that!


237 posted on 03/31/2006 8:36:17 AM PST by RockinRight (Yes...she's an excellent tour guide!)
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To: Hoodlum91; Millee

Do you think the blue clay face exfoliant on my face will take away from my S&M wear?


238 posted on 03/31/2006 8:36:18 AM PST by peacebaby (wasting my time standing in the waiting line)
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To: RockinRight
Never got into the whole hot tub thing -- seems so -- sleazy?

Can we have a black-bottom pool near the hottub?

239 posted on 03/31/2006 8:36:31 AM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: Chanticleer
I'll send them overnight delivery.
240 posted on 03/31/2006 8:36:31 AM PST by baker_girl (I'm an Aunt! Woo Hoo!)
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