[memorandum1]

Something about "surrendering" comes to mind when I look at this pic. Looks like 'ol froggy is begging for mercy.

[isthisnickcool]

Condi Rice: "You know where that hand has been baby? Just imagine where it's been. Go ahead, kiss it".

Chirac (clutching chest): "Arrrg!"

Condi Rice: "Hey Jack! Get up off the ground! Jack! Oh, well another one bites the dust. Lets' go to Germany!"

[wideawake]

Not quite Whitney Houston and Serge Gainsbourg, luckily.

[gate2wire]

"Thank G-D, Mademoiselle. You wouldn't believe what I had to kiss on Monsieur Powell."

[big'ol_freeper]

"Frog lips...gross. I sure hope I brought those wipes with me."

[Clock King]

"Godmother, what do I do? What do I do?!"

"You can act like a Man!"

[InvisibleChurch]

"Oui! It is very French to have many lines on my face as well as on my suit!"

[Gay State Conservative]

"No,Jacques,I'm not the Pope,but you'd be wise to listen very carefully to everything I say"

[Sax]

Condi: (did I remember my disinfectant wipes?)

[Cecily]

[conservativebabe]

PePe Le'Pew has more class than Chirac.

[txroadhawg]

If she had breasts I'd look down her shirt too!

[tx_eggman]

French President Jacques Chirac has to use both hands to thwart a crushing right hook thrown by U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

[maggief]

[Sensei Ern]

We surrender!

[beyond the sea]