To: iPod Shuffle
2 posted on
03/24/2006 2:14:43 PM PST by
Red6
To: iPod Shuffle
He is probably a better driver than those who try to drive while talking on a cellphone.
To: iPod Shuffle
"Listen pal, don't make me tell you again! Put your arms up in the air where I can see them!"I'm guessing that's where some of the driver's attitude came from. ;o)
4 posted on
03/24/2006 2:18:41 PM PST by
Millee
(Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
To: iPod Shuffle; PaulaB; Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; ...
This is bound to get good ping!
5 posted on
03/24/2006 2:21:02 PM PST by
Millee
(Don't make me get out my voodoo doll out!)
To: iPod Shuffle
Well at least the cop was in no danger from the unarmed man.
6 posted on
03/24/2006 2:21:40 PM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: iPod Shuffle
He should have been able to get a license if he is able to pass the driving test.
8 posted on
03/24/2006 2:29:13 PM PST by
MinorityRepublican
(everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL)
To: Slings and Arrows
This is not a ping....
(Heard this on ESPN radio today @ lunch)
8^)
9 posted on
03/24/2006 2:29:57 PM PST by
The SISU kid
(Scoliosis Pomegranate Polk (my new Blues name))
To: iPod Shuffle
One foot on the gas and one on the wheel....
10 posted on
03/24/2006 2:31:48 PM PST by
usmcobra
(I always sing Karaoke the way it is meant to be sung, drunk, badly, and in Japanese)
To: iPod Shuffle
The sign said "No Shoulder Driving" so he thought he was ok.
12 posted on
03/24/2006 2:34:51 PM PST by
irishtenor
(At 270 pounds, I am twice the bike rider Lance is. Strike that, now at 266 and counting.)
To: iPod Shuffle
Kind of takes the fun out of "look ma, no hands".
To: iPod Shuffle
On a serious note:
About twenty years ago I was the CFO of a vehicle conversion company, that modified vans to be driven by quadriplegics, or anybody in between.
At the time, if the client was employed, and owned a vehicle, the State of Massachusetts would pay up to $35,000 for the vehicle conversion.
We had one client - a thalidomide baby, whose hands were connected to his shoulders, without arms.
With his magic ring, he would wave at a certain part of the van, and the door would pop open, he'd climb into the driver seat, and be automatically strapped in, slip off his shoe, and insert his foot into a holder on the floor mounted steering wheel, and a row of toggle switches on the floor relayed everything from the dashboard, even to the bass/treble radio balance to be operated by his toes.
Should'a seen this guy drive. Absolutely amazing. He could even zip up his jacket by hooking a toe in the zipper pull, up to his throat.
This job gave me a whole new perspective of the adaptability of people.
22 posted on
03/24/2006 3:22:52 PM PST by
aShepard
To: iPod Shuffle; Millee
Mr Gray told colleagues he thought the man had an "attitude", "And I'm STILL trying to figure out how he gave me the finger!"
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