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Posted on 03/22/2006 6:10:19 AM PST by Brainhose
Yes kids!
For only $12,500 you too can have Helen Thomas give a lecture at your event.
I'm sure it's a rousing good time!
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: bushwins; clicktoaddkeyword; dem; dinosaur; excusemehelen; hag; hater; hippo; lib; newsplant; petty; pipedown; rat; rut; shutuphelen; smackedbybush; troll; uglystick; windbag; witch
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:10:20 AM PST
by
Brainhose
To: Brainhose
Great. Can you imagine Helen Thomas lecturing you, like an old spinster aunt trying to tell you how to live her life. Ugh!
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:14:15 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Brainhose
Walter Cronkite
Special Correspondent for CBS; Journalist; Former Anchorman & Managing Editor, "CBS Evening News"
Fee: $105,000 [FEE NOTE]
Travels From: New York
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:14:47 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
Andrea Mitchell
NBC News Chief; Foreign Affairs Correspondent
Fee: $25,000 [FEE NOTE]
Travels From: District of Columbia
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:16:47 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: Brainhose
I promptly stopped donating to a charity years ago when they sent me an invitation to attend a luncheon where she was speaking.
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:18:34 AM PST
by
FourPeas
To: theDentist
6
posted on
03/22/2006 6:19:44 AM PST
by
Vision
("There are no limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence" Ronald Reagan)
To: Brainhose; Admin Moderator
The first one to post her picture should be banned.
7
posted on
03/22/2006 6:20:50 AM PST
by
rllngrk33
(The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
To: Brainhose
So the Painted Lady is going to fire up heer broom and hit the road and try to spread hate and discontent.
8
posted on
03/22/2006 6:21:38 AM PST
by
midwyf
(Wyoming Native. Environmentalism is a religion too.)
To: rllngrk33
9
posted on
03/22/2006 6:22:26 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: maggief
Mr. Cronkite = "he C behind C-B.S."
10
posted on
03/22/2006 6:22:30 AM PST
by
weegee
("Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.")
To: Brainhose
11
posted on
03/22/2006 6:22:42 AM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: Brainhose
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I hear she's also available for farting contests. |
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:24:38 AM PST
by
Fintan
(Hey, you can't make this stuff up.)
To: maggief
13
posted on
03/22/2006 6:25:01 AM PST
by
freedomlover
(Tagline under construction)
To: maggief
The third picture certainly does Helen justice.
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:29:26 AM PST
by
rllngrk33
(The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
To: rllngrk33
This account has been banned or suspended.
Okay
15
posted on
03/22/2006 6:35:43 AM PST
by
maggief
(and the dessert cart rolls on ...)
To: Brainhose
Maybe I can rent her for my next halloween party ;-p~~~
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:44:57 AM PST
by
TheSpottedOwl
("Life is a box of chocolates. Eat them before they eat you ".---me.)
To: Brainhose
Is she available for Halloween?
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posted on
03/22/2006 6:47:27 AM PST
by
Sometimes A River
(http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46031)
To: maggief
18
posted on
03/22/2006 6:51:30 AM PST
by
Brandie
To: Brainhose
Does the $12.5k include a "happy ending"?
To: maggief
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posted on
03/22/2006 7:01:06 AM PST
by
Dawgreg
(Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have.)
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