[Central Scrutiniser]

This is gonna be fun.

[Central Scrutiniser]

South Park ping please

[commish]

OK --I'll be the first to say it -- SEX CHANGE!

[Ladysmith]

Oh boy, I guess! LOL!!!

[mnehring]

Chef comes back brain damaged from too much time on an e-meter.

Oh, and just for fun:
http://www.scientology.org/oca.htm

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[mainepatsfan]

I can't wait.

[Billthedrill]

So who does the voice now? Snoop Dogg? Chris Rock? Michael Keaton?

[cripplecreek]

Chefs little brother Cook, Voiced by Chris Rock would be cool. Eddie Murphy doesn't appear to be doing much these days either.

[scott7278]

Come out of the closet, Tom.

[WV Mountain Mama]

I also read a story today that Hayes had a stroke recently and that is the real reason he wants out, or something like that...

[commish]

Fox 411 on the Fox News website said today that Hayes may not have been the one to issue the statement saying he was leaving South Park. They are saying that Hayes suffered a stroke Jan 17 and that the Scientology people are covering up the reason he was hospitalized. could get interesting on that front in the days that come.

[NYTexan]

South Park update ping

[mrsmith]

Nothing lasts forever.

"Fonzie challenges the Kid to jump over the shark first. Howard and Marion return from buying souvenirs to the pier where Joanie gives them the news about Fonzie. The California Kid bails out before he jumps the shark. Fonzie says he won't quit, and Richie drives for him. Fonzie gets set for the jump and gives Richie the thumbs up sign. He successfully makes the jump! He is congratulated by everyone on the beach."

[Pukin Dog]

It could be that it was US who got spoofed this time around. If this was a publicity stunt to make fun of US, then the boys are even more brilliant than I thought.

[balrog666]

I just hope it isn't another Terrance and Phillip show.

[A CA Guy]

Just have Rush Limbaugh do the voice.

I'm sure that would go over real big, and I bet he would do it and have a blast.

[feedback doctor]

I'd love to see them make him mute, then he will always be identified with Hayes, and they can make him do stupid stuff. I'm betting tho it will be an episode when Chef's hypocrisy is exposed.
Of course they may make him an anti-scientology zealot that gets the religion banned from south park.
Who knows, Parker and Stone will no doubt surprise us!
I think since they lampoon celebrities, they will lampoon Mr. Hayes at some point.
PS Matt and Trey, if you are lurkering here, just don't make Chef a Freeper!

[feedback doctor]

I have it! Here's what I think they ought to do with chef. (actually they've already done it), but this is what I hope IT is; Chef joins a religious cult that forbids speaking. He loses his job because he won't speak, and he ends up suing everybody. In court the defendants are John and Jane Smith. Tom Cruise comes as a character witness. In the end Cruise kills Chef when it's discovered that Chef is the father of Katie Holmes' baby. The police chase Cruise, and he ends up hiding in Stan's closet. All of this is captured by the reality show COPS. but Cruise has the dirt on the shows producer and the episode of COPS is yanked at the last minute.

[Steve Van Doorn]

Chef will be the return of xenu.