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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!
Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger
I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.
Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.
Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!
Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.
We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!
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To: fanfan
I'm still somewhat confused, but better than I was! ;)
3,261
posted on
04/16/2006 3:26:46 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Dead Corpse
3,262
posted on
04/16/2006 3:26:50 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
To: fanfan; Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; Irish_Thatcherite
Repeat after me:
People Liberals react the way they CHOOSE to. If you "offended" someone, it's because that
person liberal CHOSE to be offended.
Since we're not libs, here, the chances of offending one of us is pretty small.
3,263
posted on
04/16/2006 3:27:21 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
3,264
posted on
04/16/2006 3:27:43 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Monkey Face
Oh.. one thing I do less!!
3,265
posted on
04/16/2006 3:28:39 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Monkey Face
I've got all kinds of dirty tricks I can play if anyone ticks me off. Google up "java bomb" to get an idea of just one.
Ain't no one here come even close so far... ;-)
3,266
posted on
04/16/2006 3:29:04 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: Dead Corpse
When I feel the need to swear in a Deities name, I use Norse labels to do so. Ah.. my mystery has been solved.
3,267
posted on
04/16/2006 3:29:43 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
3,268
posted on
04/16/2006 3:30:01 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
I have never been offended here!
3,269
posted on
04/16/2006 3:30:26 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Monkey Face; stephenjohnbanker
"Ta, Steve! I'd like to send you a house-warming gift, but I don't know how to wrap it." Like this.
3,270
posted on
04/16/2006 3:30:51 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: Dead Corpse; All; yall
See ya in a bit!
(Dang! My neighbor came over with his dogs for 15 minutes and I can't catch UP here!!! *pant-pant*)
3,271
posted on
04/16/2006 3:31:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
And it's a good man ye are for it, too!
3,272
posted on
04/16/2006 3:31:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Yes. And on top of that you are sweet.
*Mmmm-wah*
:grabs IT and kisses him:
3,273
posted on
04/16/2006 3:31:53 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
To: Monkey Face
3,274
posted on
04/16/2006 3:32:14 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill)
To: NicknamedBob
3,275
posted on
04/16/2006 3:32:38 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
I must be.. but I can't remember how I was before! ;)
3,276
posted on
04/16/2006 3:33:12 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Monkey Face
...Now, let's shoot some wide holes into a theory that already has enormous truth gaps. The mandrake root, or Mandagora, does have an anaesthetic effect--but that's not all. Mandrake is also an emetic. It induces vomitting and diarrhea in improper doses, which can last for several hours. If Jesus ingested enough mandrake-vinegar solution to render him unconscious for six or seven hours, let's just say that people would have seen some rather unpleasant things.
There is also the serious risk of someone choking on their own vomit in an unconscious state. This is especially relevant because the Jews, like many other cultures, buried their dead lying face up. Jesus was prepared, wrapped, and put into the tomb within the course of a few hours. Of course, this is all assuming that the unusually large dose that produced instant unconsciousness wasn't lethal, as mandrake can be.
To spend this much time pointing out the flaws in mandrake-induced swoon theory is kind of silly. For one, you have to ignore John's record of a spear being thrust into Jesus's side, directly under the heart, producing an outflow of water and blood.
Second, the swoon theorist has to overlook the fact that Scripture has Jesus arrested on Thursday night, probably between 9 and 11 p.m. From the time he was arrested in Gethsemane to the time of his death, there is no record of him eating or drinking, other than the vinegar soaked sponge. To put it clearly, Jesus would have gone without food or water for approximately 16-18 hours. Not that big of a deal. The body's ability to maintain homeostasis is phenomenal, but that is overlooking the events that occured in those 16 to 18 hours...
3,277
posted on
04/16/2006 3:33:15 PM PDT
by
Das Outsider
(Are Marxist academics and apostate bishops trustworthy enough to tell you about the *real* Jesus?)
To: Dead Corpse
Yep. I've seen you in action on other threads. I know you don't take offense at petty stuff.
3,278
posted on
04/16/2006 3:33:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
*Mmmm-wah* :grabs IT and kisses him:
*Irish_Thatcherite gets naughty thoughts*
3,279
posted on
04/16/2006 3:34:17 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
See? That's what makes you such a good guy. You probably wouldn't WANT to remember what you were like when you were drinking.
3,280
posted on
04/16/2006 3:34:41 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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