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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!
Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger
I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.
Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.
Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!
Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.
We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!
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To: NicknamedBob
3,061
posted on
04/16/2006 12:06:21 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
To: TASMANIANRED
LOL! Good idea about the eggs.
I think we'll pick up a dye kit at the 80%-off sale this week, and make colored eggs on Thursday!
3,062
posted on
04/16/2006 12:07:04 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
To: Tax-chick
Sounds like a bunch of fun.
Kids will enjoy it.
You can also draw on them with crayola's but I didn't have any.
3,063
posted on
04/16/2006 12:11:01 PM PDT
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..)
To: TASMANIANRED
"Can you render anything in verse given a few guidelines?" I do not accept limitations in any of my endeavors.
*NnB scratches head*
What did you have in mind?
3,064
posted on
04/16/2006 12:11:44 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: TASMANIANRED
*Imagining life without crayons ...*
3,065
posted on
04/16/2006 12:14:16 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
To: Tax-chick
*Imagining life without crayons ...* Waxing rhapsodic?
3,066
posted on
04/16/2006 12:17:47 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: NicknamedBob
Chortle! Visions of unmarked walls and pristine windowsills ...
3,067
posted on
04/16/2006 12:21:32 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Darkchylde; TASMANIANRED
*Imagining life without crayons ...*
Imagine
Imagine there's no crayons,
It's easy if you try,
No crap below us,
Everything clean and dry,
Imagine all the children
living far away...
Imagine there's no colors,
It isn't hard to do,
Nothing to clean or scrape up,
No laundry too,
Imagine all the carpets
clean and orderly...
Imagine no leftovers,
I wonder if you can,
No need for doggie bags,
A dinner that you plan,
Imagine all the people
Leaving me alone...
You may say I'm a dreamer,
that this dream won't be my own,
I hope some day there'll be quiet,
And the world leaves me alone.
3,068
posted on
04/16/2006 12:27:54 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: Lady Jag
Now THAT (mole) is a good waste of chocolate...
3,069
posted on
04/16/2006 12:30:26 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face; Lady Jag
No way! Mole Poblano is the Ultimate Sauce. Ah, visions of the chicken in mole at Los Barrios in San Antonio ...
3,070
posted on
04/16/2006 12:35:28 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
To: EsmeraldaA
3,071
posted on
04/16/2006 12:35:47 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Tax-chick
OK, then, you can have MY share. I wasn't impressed with it. But maybe it was made by an unimpressive cook...
3,072
posted on
04/16/2006 12:40:33 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
maybe it was made by an unimpressive cook...That's possible. Not every cook can make a great sauce.
3,073
posted on
04/16/2006 12:41:29 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
To: Tax-chick
I've tried it at least a dozen times, and still don't like it. Maybe the cooks were at fault. I just couldn't handle it.
The most recent attempt was in March. I don't know what it needs or what it has too much of, but it just wasn't palatable to me.
So I'll let you have my share, wherever you find it!
3,074
posted on
04/16/2006 12:49:16 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: TASMANIANRED
3,075
posted on
04/16/2006 1:04:37 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: NicknamedBob
A bit vaccuous........but Happy Easter!
3,076
posted on
04/16/2006 1:08:25 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
((Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
To: Monkey Face; All
H A P P Y
E A S T E R
T O A L L U T E P O P L E
3,077
posted on
04/16/2006 1:10:24 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
((Immigration: Acting like dupes does not earn us their respect, but their CONTEMPT.))
To: stephenjohnbanker
Snarking the kid's chocolate again, eh, Steve?
3,078
posted on
04/16/2006 1:14:39 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: stephenjohnbanker
3,079
posted on
04/16/2006 1:14:48 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; EsmeraldaA; NicknamedBob; Lady Jag; ...
Typical Canadian Baby Boy
A Canadian is drinking in a New York Bar. He gets a call on his cell phone, then hangs up. Grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just had a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canadian just shrugs,
"That's about average up North, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of 'WOW!' were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren’t you the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you - so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled & concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson Canadian, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender & proudly says, “Had him circumcised."
3,080
posted on
04/16/2006 1:16:45 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(FR is the best/biggest news gathering entity in the whole known history of the world. Thanks Jim.)
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