Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

[thousand dollar hamburger]

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!

[stephenjohnbanker]

"Aside from manufacturing and exploration, what else would a resident of Mars do for a living?"

Confectioner.

Mars bar
Milkey Way
Snickers

[NicknamedBob]

"We are planning to harvest space water aren't we?"

Wherever we can find it. One question though -- How do we get out there?

My answer is -- by using electric catapults, electro-magnetic mass drivers, to launch humongous icicles upwards into outer space, complete with cabins for passengers.

Next stop, Mars.

Actually, by putting a Nuclear Reactor on the shipment, you could generate steam for propulsion, and direct your flight anywhere. In addition to getting the water off Earth, and to Mars, we get a free spaceship, launched and cruising.

After hundreds of ice launches, we'd have a thriving industry.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

LOL!!

[rzeznikj at stout]

That's for sure;)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I see problems in taking the ice from Earth.

But there is plenty of free ice floating around in the form of comets and such.

Perhaps I can make my dream of becoming a ice wrangler come true.

[NicknamedBob]

"Is there ANYthing you've never written a poem for?"

Quite a few things. But everytime I discover what it is, I write a poem for it. For instance ...

Nothing

Apropos of nothing, I have nothing to say,
Nothing comes to mind about this word today.
“What are you thinking?” He was asked, “Nothing.” He replied.
And thus invented zero. Nothing new for numbers is implied.

I’ve been collecting lots of it. It isn’t hard to find,
And if you take a portion no one ever seems to mind.
Somewhere inside in my pocket there is a good supply.
And sometimes when I shed a tear there’s nothing in my eye.

In my refridgerator, there’s even more to see,
Of dietary nothingness, in great variety.
I have low-calory, and zero carbohydrate,
And even empty bottles in a partly filled milk-crate.

The emptiness is rampant in the furnishings in here,
This small apartment seems so drab that nothing gives it cheer.
Nothing should convince you that I always wear a frown,
I wouldn’t want to let you think that nothing gets me down.

Nothing like a friendship to disrupt your daily thought,
And nothing of emotion comes to make you more distraught.
Nothing for companionship to while away the hours,
And nothing in the vase that I have set aside for flowers.

Nothing on the telly, and nothing here to read,
Nothing can distract me, so imagination’s freed.
Relaxing here this evening, and trying to unwind,
Just sitting here so quietly with nothing on my mind.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . August 27, 2004

[fanfan]

Bahahaha!

Preach it!

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I've got to sign off. see Y'all tomorrow.

:-D

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Did you ever write a poem about probably?

[fanfan]

LOL!

I know, or I should say, I remember.

Have a good night.

May you have much lovely sleep!

[EsmeraldaA]

He probably did! :O)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Oh... you're here... howya Es!!

[EsmeraldaA]

Nothing and chocolate......well, if you have chocolate.....

[NicknamedBob]

"I see problems in taking the ice from Earth."

The only problem I see is that we probably couldn't get enough, not that we would take too much.

It would literally take thousands, if not millions of launches such as I described. I don't think that's going to happen.

We still would need to get the spaceships up there, and the Nuclear Reactors. My plan uses no rocket fuel.

Another benefit of the electro-magnetic launch is that it's a good way to irrigate the deserts of Earth. Fresh water, too.

Of course, that water melts, finds its way to the sea, and the oceans rise. So, I fix that problem too.

[Monkey Face]

Hi, Es! 'Night, Es.

Have a good night, everyone. My brain is refusing to work. It's been going downhill all day, and I'm tired of fighting it.

Take care, all of you.

'Face

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Goodnight Face!! :)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I'm actually going to bed meself - goodnight everyone!! :)

[EsmeraldaA]

Yep, here I am. Mostly at the Canteen....hehehe

[rzeznikj at stout]

have a good easter, chief!

it is past midnight over there, right?

[EsmeraldaA]

Hello 'Face!


Nite 'Face!
See you later...

[King Prout]

it would be wise to make them out of Pikrete rather than simple ice.