Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

[thousand dollar hamburger]

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!

[Dead Corpse]

Yowsa!

We've come a long way...

[Jo Nuvark]

So YOU are the ZOT man.
ZOT central.
You ZOT up my life.
I ZOT, therefore I am.
Think before you ZOT.
ZOT before you leap.

Wonderful home page. No need to ever again wander around aimlessly on the
weekends looking for meaningful banter at Free Republic... Why? Because
there is a ZOT PUB on the corner and it's serving "Kitty Brew"... Ha! Ha!

[Monkey Face]

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Sounds like "sour grapes" from some disgruntled party. No credibility whatsoever.

It came in the form of a chain email, so I was skeptical to begin with, as I just delete those things. They are SUCH a waste of time.

Thanks for your help, though. (I need all the help I can get!)

[Monkey Face]

Somewhere, I have a book on world religions, but I think it's pretty old and outdated. If I can find a similar book, or at least an updated version, I think I need to buy it and catch up on what I've forgotten.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Greetings from the cool and damp reaches of Utah, where it is supposed to rain again. You should see how full the Ogden river is...which means the reservoirs upstream are mighty full...

[rzeznikj at stout]

Howdy!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

The substitute for Brian Lehrer today-Errol Louis-just posed this question while segueing to a segment about tax simplification:

Is it better to let the IRA do your taxes?

Well, as bad as an audit is, I'd still prefer it to a letter bomb.

[Monkey Face]

I suspect Utah Lake will be at another "all-time" high, and I-15 will have to be sand bagged around Provo. (There was a reason the Indians didn't erect villages so close to the lakes...)

Salt Lake may no doubt find a drop in the salinity rate, with the rise in the lake volume. Again. Maybe Black Rock Beach will become "The Black Strip" this year. And Antelope Island will be be Antelope Horn...;o]

[Dead Corpse]

Zot you like a Hurricane.</ br>
Baby got Zot.</ br>
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new Zot.</ br>
Surrey with a Zot on top.</ br>

[Monkey Face]

Hi, J!
What's up in Wi-SCAN-sin today?

Looks like some nasty storms have been hitting your part of the country lately. Keep a low profile, 'K?

[Dead Corpse]

Weird. Looks like FR's board code does some weird stuff if youclose your tag XHTML style.

[Monkey Face]

You must have slept alone last night....;o]

[Dead Corpse]

Very much so and not nearly enough of it. I think I got maybe 2-3 hours. My workout this morning was a mess.

[Monkey Face]

I think I knew what you meant, and I wasn't good at 'splainin' what I meant.

Islam is not the only "religion" (I consider it a political entity) that has used a rock as a deity, as you so deftly pointed out.

The Bible explains about Satan's Fall, and it also uses dragons in some of the more difficult-to-understand Books. And I don't think we have all of the Books of the Bible, so there is much we don't know.

But I DO know that when Muslims say "There is no god but Allah" they mean exactly that. There IS only one God. And He is called by many names. The Muslims, however, like to disagree with that concept.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Most of the nasty stuff went through Illinois. OTOH, it's supposed to get up to 77 around here.

We just got some golf-ball size hail last night.

[Monkey Face]

Uh-oh...

Poor baby...

Zon and Ana had an uneventful flight, I take it? When will they be coming home?

[rzeznikj at stout]

ZOT's the way (uh huh uh huh) I like it...

[Monkey Face]

Yep. That sounds about right for that part of the country. I promised myself I'd never go east of the Rockies again. Twice.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

And all those people who were snookered into buying property too close to the Lake during this last dry phase may find out that even dry lake bottom can hold water again....

[Dead Corpse]

They had a bit of delay in Chicago, but other than that Ana was fine. Kinda surprising that.

THey'll be back Tuesday night.