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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!


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To: Monkey Face

Hehhe... ya', but you seem to do a good show of competance anyway.


1,701 posted on 04/11/2006 6:55:12 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Now pretend that was accidental.

Congrats on the double zero.


*Bob makes mental note: No eating off of T-C's floor. Got it.*


1,702 posted on 04/11/2006 6:56:40 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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To: HKMk23
Sounds like a return to Norse Heathenry is in order. The Northmen put the fear of Odin into the Muslim world. Not just as traders, but as implaccable warriors. They'd wet their camels just seeing our square sailed ships on the horizon.

Pacifism will get us all killed. There is such a thing as being "too civilized".

1,703 posted on 04/11/2006 6:58:55 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I have my adoring fan to impress, ya know? So I have to pretend that I know what I'm doing, even if I don't!

I'll be leaving in a few minutes to run some errands, but I'll be back to render my version of "contribution" here...

Jeez...my oldest grandson will be 19 on Thursday. Seems only yesterday he was just a little timy guy.



1,704 posted on 04/11/2006 7:01:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Wise decision.


1,705 posted on 04/11/2006 7:02:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
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To: Monkey Face
"...Seems only yesterday he was just a little timy guy. = TINY!
1,706 posted on 04/11/2006 7:02:43 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I agree with that! One hundren percent!


1,707 posted on 04/11/2006 7:03:32 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"Sounds like a return to Norse Heathenry is in order."

Hmm. "Sail Norsk Cruises! Pillaging, rapine, adventure! Please see Social Activities Director D. Corpse for further exciting details!"

Note:Daggers, gauntlets, and shields are considered carry-on luggage. Swords, maces, and battle-axes go into stowage. Special arrangements available for trebuchets.

1,708 posted on 04/11/2006 7:20:43 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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To: NicknamedBob
Rapine? Berserkers were one step above lepers in Norse society. Although their fighting ability is still legendary, they weren't exactly "good neighbors". Try and muck about with a freemans wife and he'd more than likely decorate his mead hall with your skull.

That being said, I need to call my travel agent and get on an extended cruise.

1,709 posted on 04/11/2006 7:29:18 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I knew someone would notice that.

Just consdider that when Mohammed and his forces took over Mecca, and slew all the men and adolescent boys who had already surrendered, he didn't present chocolates to the women in order to win their affection.


1,710 posted on 04/11/2006 7:37:53 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Chocolate comes from South America.


1,711 posted on 04/11/2006 8:01:58 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
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To: Tax-chick

Well, see there! I'm sure he had the best intentions. He was merely deprived.

Playboy once defined the process referred to as "seduction without salesmanship."

If only he had had the chocolate, things could have been different.


1,712 posted on 04/11/2006 8:11:46 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!


1,713 posted on 04/11/2006 8:13:31 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
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To: Tax-chick
Maybe you missed this thread.
1,714 posted on 04/11/2006 8:20:00 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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To: NicknamedBob
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

Ok... so if the Islamic radicals want to kill or convert us, I say we treat them in kind.

Works for me...

1,715 posted on 04/11/2006 8:46:57 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: NicknamedBob
Love light has gone out?

They obviously haven't been peaking in my curtains lately.

1,716 posted on 04/11/2006 8:48:00 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I just had a deep talk with Vlad about illegal immigration. His contribution was "Hi!" "Ho!" and "Woo-goo!" which apparently means, "I'm bored with this conversation, so I think I'll spit on my clean clothes."

I'd like to hear any of our elected representatives produce equally cogent commentary!


1,717 posted on 04/11/2006 8:49:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Life is too short to drink bad wine." ~ The Captain)
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To: Dead Corpse

I'm adding Bill Clinton's name to the list that has Jimmy Carter's.

Milosevic may not have been a nice guy, but he knew who his enemy was.


1,718 posted on 04/11/2006 8:51:00 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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To: Dead Corpse
Daddy's Girl...

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1,719 posted on 04/11/2006 9:05:22 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
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To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

Candy is dandy but sex won't rot your teeth. ;o]

1,720 posted on 04/11/2006 9:20:09 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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