[NicknamedBob]

"Sounds like a return to Norse Heathenry is in order."

Hmm. "Sail Norsk Cruises! Pillaging, rapine, adventure! Please see Social Activities Director D. Corpse for further exciting details!"

Note:Daggers, gauntlets, and shields are considered carry-on luggage. Swords, maces, and battle-axes go into stowage. Special arrangements available for trebuchets.

[Dead Corpse]

Rapine? Berserkers were one step above lepers in Norse society. Although their fighting ability is still legendary, they weren't exactly "good neighbors". Try and muck about with a freemans wife and he'd more than likely decorate his mead hall with your skull.

That being said, I need to call my travel agent and get on an extended cruise.