Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

[thousand dollar hamburger]

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!

[Das Outsider]

That's the number OmniCorp gave me.

Uh oh. Do you know about the connection between OmniCorp, James Baker, and the Carlyle Group?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Yes. Not happy about it either. Especially with the alleged connection to the Illuminati and UFOs. ;)

Though in all seriousness, the number was given to me by Acme, before OmniCorp bought them out in a hostile takeover.

[Das Outsider]

Yes. Not happy about it either. Especially with the alleged connection to the Illuminati and UFOs.

Illuminati and UFOs? That's a little bit out there...

Everyone knows that OmniCorp was the front company that James Baker laundered money from Carlyle Group through to build an Afghan pipeline in Iraq to avenge the attempt by Saddam Hussein to assassinate George H.W. Bush whose son just happens to be the President of the United States that stole an election that was rigged by Fox News to appease the Zionists who control OmniCorp.

It's a scientific fact!

[AllmanBrosFan]

What is a "Zot"?

[Delta 21]

ZOT Thread / Code Orange Day Thoughts

The 5 color ZOT alert system now in use does not provide adequate specificity to keep the public aware of the exact ZOT threat level. A scale from infrared to ultra violet would provide increased granularity in the ZOT threat warning levels thereby allowing citizens to know precisely the actual ZOT threat level. Furthermore, it would allow us to specify verbally the associated ZOT threat level by using the most precise color, as in "today's ZOT threat level is a beautiful sky blue."

[Tax-chick]

You know it when it hits you!

[tiredoflaundry]

A Zot :

[Tax-chick]

I was # 23 IBTZ on this thread :-).

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

:Goes and starts the coffee pot:

[sionnsar]

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[sionnsar]

That sounds good. But it's about time to shut down and head out to the airport. Going home...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Have a good trip my friend!

Remember to take your tweezers out of your carry on.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Howya!!

[sully777]

April Fools Undead Thread.

[tiredoflaundry]

:-)

[Das Outsider]

In praise of the honorable, though obscure, Scandinavian folk hero, Loof Lirpa, I bid you greetings!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Anybody here?

Anybody here?

...body here?

... here?

..ere?

[Monkey Face]

I've been very quiet. I haven't been feeling well. I may be quieter still...but I'm trying to do better....

:o|

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Aw I am sorry to hear that.

{{{Face}}}

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Teddy!

{{{{{{Teddy}}}}}} I needed that!

(Heart-shaped things coming your way!)