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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!

Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger

I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.

Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.

Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!

Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.

We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!


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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Plutonium-enriched barley?


1,221 posted on 04/07/2006 5:48:20 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Probably the same thing the little lambs eat.


1,222 posted on 04/07/2006 5:48:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
We have unused channels, but it's up to you to attract an audience.

Yes! Trust me, I can make the technical aspects of space travel entertaining. Two words: sock puppets.
1,223 posted on 04/07/2006 5:49:06 PM PDT by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face

That is true too!! :)


1,224 posted on 04/07/2006 5:49:10 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well glow in the dark does would make hunting them a lot easier.


1,225 posted on 04/07/2006 5:49:30 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Das Outsider

That's been done. On M*A*S*H...


1,226 posted on 04/07/2006 5:49:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

;o]


1,227 posted on 04/07/2006 5:50:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face
But will the ivy be enriched with seven essential minerals?
1,228 posted on 04/07/2006 5:51:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
The rockets are nuclear powered.

That's why I call them Gas-Cooled Nuclear Reactor/Rocket Engines.

You can find a description on my about page, and it's at the top.

1,229 posted on 04/07/2006 5:52:39 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
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To: Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
That's been done. On M*A*S*H...

Was MASH set in a flying castle? Didn't think so. Did they have a biosphere? Nope. Did they have NicknamedBob? No sir-ee, Bob.

I could go on and on listing how the Castle is superior to MASH, but I imagine that you'll probably have something to do between now and 2011.
1,230 posted on 04/07/2006 5:53:35 PM PDT by Das Outsider
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Maybe it only has eight vitamins. I forget now...:o|


1,231 posted on 04/07/2006 5:54:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Yeah - just like tame pheasants!!


1,232 posted on 04/07/2006 5:54:17 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Das Outsider
...but I imagine that you'll probably have something to do between now and 2011.

Only if you're with me...

1,233 posted on 04/07/2006 5:55:24 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I want a Matter-AntiMatter Rocket!!


1,234 posted on 04/07/2006 5:55:27 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

What fun are tame phesants? They're only cool when you scare them into flight and they get back at you be scaring you into sitting down. Quickly.


1,235 posted on 04/07/2006 5:56:35 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face
Oh dear, I just went to the UK Ovaltine website. Here is what they say to pregnant women.

"Ovaltine not only tastes great, but it is a source of goodness for you and your bump."

Uh... bump?

1,236 posted on 04/07/2006 5:57:31 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Sign up to donate monthly and you will be automatically entered in our "Win a Bear Hug Contest")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Uh... bump?

Is there a Hunchback formula are do they just mean 'bum?'
1,237 posted on 04/07/2006 5:58:28 PM PDT by Das Outsider
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To: Monkey Face
What fun are tame phesants?=What fun are tame pheasants?
1,238 posted on 04/07/2006 5:58:54 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

We have bumps here in Tucson. Speed bumps. In Vegas, that's what they call pedestrians...


1,239 posted on 04/07/2006 5:59:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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To: Monkey Face

It's just what a local man did - he raised pheasants, then released them into the wild for hunting, it's stupid really.


1,240 posted on 04/07/2006 6:00:09 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
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