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Why I Support President Bush and the ZOT!
Posted on 03/19/2006 6:29:28 AM PST by thousand dollar hamburger
I think he has a sincere desire to help everyone. he has even gone out of his way to embrace people like Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy. He does not hold grudges as shown by his willingness to bend over backwards to allow terrorist supporting nations to operate our ports. We need this type of benevolent leader.
Our President is not a cheapskate, as he has opened up our budget to give to anyone who might need anything.
Aliens from all nations are welcomed into our great country without having to deal with mundane bureaucratic State approval. Cutting government red tape -- that's the Bush way!
Yes, our Prseident even realizes that occupying as many countries around the world as possible is the best way to spread American ideals.
We are truly lucky to have this great man. I suggest that at 10:00 AM EST, we all stand up in unison and shout -- HOORAY FOR BUSH!!!
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
That's OK. You don't have to because you're not the father of either one. ;o]
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posted on
04/07/2006 5:32:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: NicknamedBob; Irish_Thatcherite; rzeznikj at stout
Step number one, if you haven't already, is to go through the training as a pilot. Essentially, it's like learning a video game.
Can I just play Missile Command instead?
If we do not have a sufficient number of trained pilots, we will have to slave multiple units together...
Such is the nature of optical illusions that the 'l' in 'slave' looked like an 'h.' I was worried.
I recommend that everyone who can, take the training. It beats sitting around biting your nails.
Nailbiters are integral part of our society. They are doctors, lawyers, teachers, and most of all, people. Prejudice against Onychophagists must stop if we are ever to be a truly free society.
Use the Castle cable access for training programs, and prepare yourselves.
Can I host the cable access show? It'll be like Wayne's World, except interstellar craft.
To: Das Outsider
To: Irish_Thatcherite
And I want a pony and a plastic rocket
1,204
posted on
04/07/2006 5:34:54 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Yah!
And I want a real Secret Decoder Ring!
1,205
posted on
04/07/2006 5:36:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
Just checking to see how many you are
That reads like a bad Babelfish translation. ;)
To: Das Outsider
Then quit reading Babelfish and concentrate. Look into my eyes. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You can't lift your arms. You can't move your legs. You can't tllllllljjjjjdnnnnncnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
1,207
posted on
04/07/2006 5:38:55 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Das Outsider
"Can I host the cable access show? It'll be like Wayne's World, except interstellar craft." We have unused channels, but it's up to you to attract an audience.
1,208
posted on
04/07/2006 5:41:01 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I don't want a World with empty dreams ... Dump the 1967 Outer Space Treaty Now! ... Farm Mars!)
To: NicknamedBob
I think he has a talent for that....
1,209
posted on
04/07/2006 5:41:55 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I want a racehorse and a titanium rocket!!
I want the rocket to be nuclear powered!!
The horse only needs to be powered by oats...
1,210
posted on
04/07/2006 5:43:21 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Monkey Face
They just tell you drink your Ovaltine.
X-ray glasses would be cool though.
1,211
posted on
04/07/2006 5:44:16 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
Maybe if you use the oats as bait, you'll attract a racehorse named Rocket...?
1,212
posted on
04/07/2006 5:44:53 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Monkey Face
1,213
posted on
04/07/2006 5:44:54 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Monkey Face
Your eyelids are getting heavy
No, that's conjunctivitis. Don't touch.
You can't lift your arms.
Then how did I type this?
You can't move your legs.
I didn't want to anyway.
You can't tllllllljjjjjdnnnnncnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Oh, I can't? I'll have you know that I'm the best tllllllljjjjjdnnnnncnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzer this side of the Mississippi. In fact, I tllllllljjjjjdnnnnncnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so well that the International Society of Tllllllljjjjjdnnnnncnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing awarded me the 2004 Medal of Yyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrgggggggglllll for Exceptional Tllllllljjjjjdnnnnncnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzmanship. So there!
To: Irish_Thatcherite
The horse only needs to be powered by oats... But if your horse eats all the oats then what will the does eat?
1,215
posted on
04/07/2006 5:45:38 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
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To: Monkey Face
Yes... I could lace the oats with uranium... you are a genius!!!
1,216
posted on
04/07/2006 5:45:45 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Ohyah. I forgot about the Ovaltine thingy.
Didn't Ray Milland invent X-ray glasses?
1,217
posted on
04/07/2006 5:45:56 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
...you are a genius!!!Yes. I am. And I'm cute, too. ;o]
1,218
posted on
04/07/2006 5:47:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
To: Das Outsider
I demand Affirmative Action for Onychophagists!!
1,219
posted on
04/07/2006 5:47:15 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Das Outsider
Wellden. I sit corrected.
1,220
posted on
04/07/2006 5:47:47 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Annoy a liberal: Work hard, spend money and fly the flag.)
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