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Moose Lands in Front Seat of Car
AP ^ | 3/17/6

Posted on 03/17/2006 7:00:14 PM PST by SmithL

Leominster, Mass. -- A 500-pound moose crashed through the windshield of a car late Thursday and ended up sitting in the passenger seat with its head sticking through the glass.

Emergency personnel had to cut the roof off the car to extricate the moose, which was later euthanized by state environmental police because of severe injuries,

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: hoodornament; massmoose; moose; moosebitsister; moosemass; mooseontheloose; moosiveinjuries; someonesaymoose
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1 posted on 03/17/2006 7:00:17 PM PST by SmithL
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To: SmithL

Poor thing. Beast collided with a world she'll never understand.


2 posted on 03/17/2006 7:02:03 PM PST by HairOfTheDog (Hobbit Hole knives for soldiers! www.freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net)
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To: SmithL

500 pounds is very small for a moose.


3 posted on 03/17/2006 7:03:19 PM PST by RightWhale (pas de lieu, Rhone que nous)
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To: HairOfTheDog
Poor thing. Beast collided with a world she'll never understand

How can a completely unrelated topic, so aptly describe my ex-wife?

4 posted on 03/17/2006 7:06:50 PM PST by digger48
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To: digger48

Not nice! :~D


5 posted on 03/17/2006 7:07:34 PM PST by HairOfTheDog (Hobbit Hole knives for soldiers! www.freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net)
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To: SmithL

Soooo, I guess they didn't do the Life Flight thing eh?

Man! Another cheese thread, is my sister gonna be p*ssed.


6 posted on 03/17/2006 7:09:59 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: tet68

Moose and squirrel?


7 posted on 03/17/2006 7:12:43 PM PST by Supernatural (When they come a wull staun ma groon, Staun ma groon al nae be afraid)
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To: SmithL

And the Reverand Graham said today "Moose-Lands......"


8 posted on 03/17/2006 7:15:16 PM PST by muawiyah (-)
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To: digger48

Thats FUNNY


9 posted on 03/17/2006 7:32:55 PM PST by bybybill (If the Rats win, we are doomed)
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To: muawiyah

That`s why I drive a big SUV


10 posted on 03/17/2006 7:34:07 PM PST by bybybill (If the Rats win, we are doomed)
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To: SmithL
From the opening credits of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1974):
"Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister..."


11 posted on 03/17/2006 7:37:04 PM PST by RonDog
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To: RonDog

I was about to ask if the moose had bitten anyone's sister...


12 posted on 03/17/2006 7:43:07 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: SmithL


PLUS


EQUALS

13 posted on 03/17/2006 7:58:26 PM PST by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: bybybill
That`s why I drive a big SUV

To leave room for the moose ?
14 posted on 03/17/2006 8:03:44 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: SmithL

15 posted on 03/17/2006 8:11:32 PM PST by George - the Other (400,000 bodies in Saddam's Mass Graves, and counting ...)
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To: HairOfTheDog

Very sad. :o(


16 posted on 03/17/2006 8:15:32 PM PST by kstewskis (....herself....)
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To: Supernatural
Leominster, Mass.

That's curious. Leominster is no where Frostbite Falls.

17 posted on 03/17/2006 8:15:40 PM PST by oyez (Appeasement is insanity)
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To: oyez

Perhaps Professor Peabody could enlighten us as to what is going on.


18 posted on 03/17/2006 8:16:59 PM PST by Supernatural (When they come a wull staun ma groon, Staun ma groon al nae be afraid)
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To: JRios1968

:o)


19 posted on 03/17/2006 8:18:16 PM PST by RonDog
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To: RonDog

Great minds DO think alike!!


20 posted on 03/17/2006 8:21:26 PM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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