Flying Cow Leaves Two Police Cars in Flames

woai San Antonio news ^ | 3/16/06 | Mandi Bishop

[txhurl]

lol

[MikeD]

Air Cow!

[Travis McGee]

Very.

[quantim]

A cow came flying out of its trailer,

Monica, was that you?

[Always Learning]

[KittyKares]

[Horatio Gates]

WTH is going on down there?

[Zeppo]

Where's Dave Barry when he's needed most?

[zip]

Hey diddle, diddle
the cat and the fiddle
the cow jumped............

[5Madman2]

Well, I could just do an objective analysis, saying it was just another day in rual Law Enforcement, pointing out the locals parked on tall dry grass w/ hot catalytic converters, but that would be no fun

Th cows burst out of the trailer in an attempt to jump over the full moon. The illegals, seeing the ensuing carnage, went for the only thing left edible, the head, yelling "Barbacoa"

The keen eyed cops on scene, knowing barbacoa is only available on weekends in Texas, took this as probable cause that they were illegals, and gave chase.

An unattended Glock assault Taser went off for no apparent reason, hit a cow, causing the remaining fur to burst into flames, igniting the tinderbox dry grass caused by Orwellian watering restrictions.

Smelling the burning meat, the cops and the illegals returned, thinking the BBQ had begun. The DPS troopers sent two of the locals into town for cold Shiner and potato salad. On the return, they were in a hurry to get a prime cut and cold one, they parked a little too close to the grass.

The illegals, seeing the flaming cars, knew they were gonna take the blame and tried to run, again.

Representatives from Seguin city council said they would consider new cars for the dpeparment "When Pigs fly out my..."

Now you know the rest of the story

[5Madman2]

Ping to 30

What really happened

[usmcobra]

This sounds like a bunch of bull.

[BJClinton]

This sounds like a bunch of bull.

No, cows.

[Horatio Gates]

LOL...makes perfect sense to me

[5Madman2]

I'm here to help

[knews_hound]

Well now that you cleared THAT up.....

[5Madman2]

Paul Harvey meets the Blue Collar Comedy tour

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"It was pretty chaotic for a bit"

I get that feeling, too!

[Responsibility2nd]

That's when one officer was nearly run down by a speeding truck, carrying two illegal immigrants inside.

Like I was just saying to the missus the other day; "You know, you just can't dump a cow on the interstate these days without some wetback running into 'em."

[PatrickHenry]

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