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Michael Jackson is happy in his new life in the Middle East – and is doing 300 push-ups a day

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1 posted on 03/08/2006 1:00:21 PM PST by COUNTrecount
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where is a rabid jihadi when you need one?


2 posted on 03/08/2006 1:01:05 PM PST by LeoWindhorse
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Needs to be strong enough to tote an explosive vest, or he will be of no use to his newfound religion...


3 posted on 03/08/2006 1:02:00 PM PST by trebb ("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
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Who is the 8 year old boy laying under him while he is doing these supposed pushups?


4 posted on 03/08/2006 1:03:28 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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Is he doing the push-ups while on top of little boys?


5 posted on 03/08/2006 1:03:53 PM PST by digger48
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"...where he is a guest of the king’s son..."

Yup. No comment needed.


6 posted on 03/08/2006 1:04:22 PM PST by dhs12345
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“He’s happy and he’s running on the beach. I spoke to him.

And he gets all the little boys he wants!

8 posted on 03/08/2006 1:06:14 PM PST by Rummyfan
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I still can't get over that he looks like a Disney villian:



9 posted on 03/08/2006 1:07:14 PM PST by weegee ("Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.")
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He doesn't look like he's strong enough to do even one pushup, unless it involves.. nevermind.


11 posted on 03/08/2006 1:08:03 PM PST by Trillian
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Maybe this kind of push-up

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12 posted on 03/08/2006 1:09:31 PM PST by digger48
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His brother would be making music again, including the song he has done for the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

“It’s coming along well,” Jackson said.

“It’s been taking a bit of time to get out there but it’s going to be released.”

And what about the people who suffered losses from other natural disasters? If the Katrina folks have lasted this long, then they probably won't need Michael's handout. He's not the world. He's not the children.

18 posted on 03/08/2006 1:14:19 PM PST by weegee ("Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.")
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At least like all the other obedient women over there, he knows to keep his face covered...

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20 posted on 03/08/2006 1:19:37 PM PST by digger48
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22 posted on 03/08/2006 1:34:53 PM PST by Beth528
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Hye, Michael Moore does 300 push ups a day but gets little credit for it! What? Huh! Oh, you mean those exercise push ups!

24 posted on 03/08/2006 1:42:07 PM PST by pikachu (Be alert --we need more lerts!)
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"The Middle East was a “very peaceful place“, he said."

Meaning it's boring everyone to tears but it's the only place where we can live for free.


25 posted on 03/08/2006 2:38:42 PM PST by Blackirish (What kind of name is Plame anyway?)
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Does he have to touch his nose to get credit for the push up!


26 posted on 03/08/2006 3:15:42 PM PST by longhorn too
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Very sad to see what Jackson has become. He is and will always be a music legend. And Thriller is still the greatest music video of all time.


27 posted on 03/08/2006 3:21:16 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Spontaneous combustion occurs most often in Democrats)
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