Cruise's Hubbard hubbub

To: MotleyGirl70

lol!! Thanks for that pic! First laugh for me this morning!

41 posted on 03/04/2006 8:34:23 AM PST by Hildy (The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth)

Shouldn't the baby get the real dad's last name?

42 posted on 03/04/2006 9:30:23 AM PST by feedback doctor (Socialism, the opiate of liberals)

To: Millee; EveningStar; All

HA HA

This kid going be so get a*** kick in school poor Kid

43 posted on 03/04/2006 10:15:43 AM PST by SevenofNine (I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy)

No it won't....the child will be raised by Scientologists....they will worship baby Hubbard. If Katie tries to interfere she will be taunted as Old Mother Hubbard who lives in a cupboard and kids will throw dog bones at her.

44 posted on 03/04/2006 10:30:33 AM PST by Feiny ( "Why don't we go up to the old people's home and wax the steps? " ~ Barney Fife)

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OUTSTANDING!

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45 posted on 03/04/2006 11:20:44 AM PST by The SISU kid (I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))

To: The SISU kid

I feel rather sorry for little Katie...so young, to be drawn into all this.

Does she still have to give birth the Scientology way, now that they are separated? Besides naming a child Hubbard, not being to hold a baby right after birth is the next wierd thing going on here.

46 posted on 03/04/2006 11:40:30 AM PST by peacebaby (I'm Louise)

I'm smelling a potential lawsuit. The baby will eventually be nicknamed Hubby, and if he is overweight, Chubby Hubby. I know first hand that Ben and Jerry's do not take kindly to copyright infringement...

47 posted on 03/04/2006 11:45:39 AM PST by WV Mountain Mama (I don't need to visualize whirled peas. I'm a mom, I've SEEN them.)

Katie is not married. She is pregnant. Sounds like the final decison to name the baby will be hers.

48 posted on 03/04/2006 11:57:20 AM PST by gondramB (Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and unto God that which is God's.)

To: The SISU kid

Glad I could be of service....now go change your pants.

49 posted on 03/04/2006 12:04:22 PM PST by Feiny ( "Why don't we go up to the old people's home and wax the steps? " ~ Barney Fife)

To: feedback doctor

Shouldn't the baby get the real dad's last name?

I dunno - L. Ron Turkeybaster isn't much of an improvement.

51 posted on 03/04/2006 12:37:02 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)

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Thanks!

OK, folks - Cruise-abuse ping!

52 posted on 03/04/2006 12:39:50 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)

Maybe I'll name my kid Jesus.

Just kidding! Unless I'm Hispanic.

53 posted on 03/04/2006 12:47:27 PM PST by SquirrelKing (Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.)

To: Slings and Arrows

54 posted on 03/04/2006 12:48:19 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)

This is from star magazine so I gotta wonder.. is there any truth to this? Do they really leave newborns alone for a day or so? yikes..

Issue 1: Will Katie be separated from her baby?
In Scientology, mother and child are separated for days after birth to reduce trauma and provide time to recover, says a source. The mother is discouraged from holding or cuddling the child. "The baby should not be bathed or chilled but should be wrapped somewhat tightly in a warm blanket, very soft, and then left alone for a day or so," Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard wrote in a Dec. 20, 1958, bulletin titled "Processing a New Mother." "Katie has said she is not willing to do that," says a Scientologist friend of Tom, "so Tom will probably agree." Even though it's in black and white, a rep for Tom denies that Scientology calls for any separation.

Issue 2: No Painkillers
"A qualified doctor or midwife can be present at the baby's birth," says a source, "but the person is usually a Scientologist, and the use of drugs or painkillers is discouraged." This means Katie will have a completely natural delivery, which leads to the next sticking point...

Issue 3: No screaming allowed
According to Sci-Ti dictates, women aren't supposed to scream about the pain of giving birth, so the child can greet the world in a serene setting. Music is also not allowed. Says a source,"Katie will be able to moan, but she cannot say anything, especially anything negative about the pain or the experience. In fact, no one in the room is supposed to talk. A silent birth is about creating a calming, soothing, quiet environment during childbirth," according to a Scientology spokesperson.

http://www.starmagazine.com/news/61943

55 posted on 03/04/2006 12:50:50 PM PST by Trillian

To: Slings and Arrows; Millee

Was "Terl" already taken?

56 posted on 03/04/2006 1:14:32 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")

Nobody, is going think any less of you.

There isn't much more to "think less of" about!

57 posted on 03/04/2006 1:18:59 PM PST by solitas (So what if I support an OS that has fewer flaws than yours? 'Mystic' dual 500 G4's, OSX.4.2)

Oh man, Bob Marley came back as a white guy?!

58 posted on 03/04/2006 1:28:04 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)

You've been a great crowd! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your server!

59 posted on 03/04/2006 1:29:09 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)

To: damnruserious

And guess who claims she was a virgin before meeting Tom...

60 posted on 03/04/2006 1:32:21 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)

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