OMG, that is hilarious. I needed that, thanks.
Reasons why Batman is gay:
1) A single, rich, middle aged man
2) He wears a cape and dresses in rubber
3) He has a MUCH younger male companion, his "ward"
4) He wears tights
5) He likes to SLIDE DOWN A POLE with the companion to a secret "cave".
6) ...his name is "Bruce".
'nuff said.
I just want to see Clooney play Batman with Tom Cruise as Robin.
Cheers!