[Wave bye to Grim as he runs out the door for a fun-filled day of tax work...]
Ah, WFTD. The quintessence of fun while you learn.
Dick Morris, quintessence [definition #3] of toadies.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1587549/posts?q=1&&page=1#1
hola
Good morning!!!!
I received a quintessential example of "out of the mouths of babes" in my email this morning....I've been waiting for the class to open so I can share!!!
Subject: Somebody raised their child correctly.
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher
was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there.
Possibly he just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Tommy, do you
see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she possibly may not even have one!
(You Go Girl!)
FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" II CORINTHIANS 5:7
Don't forget to pass this on! I love this one. Everyone should send
this to everyone they know, especially today with prayer restricted
in schools.
[Wave bye to Grim as he runs out the door for a fun-filled day of tax work...]
When I go out in the bright sun I find a squintessential so I don't burn my eyeballs.