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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is
considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the
nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting
an attorney.
The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a
lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it."
In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues
hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag
a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.
Currently, Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds,
deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp"
will cost $100, but open season will be all year long.
The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at a
hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate
annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year.
Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.