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Man forced to marry goat in southern Sudan
The Sudan Tribune ^
| 2-25-2006
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Posted on 02/26/2006 12:27:00 AM PST by grey_whiskers
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To: AlaskaErik
This whole thing raises some serious questions. Does the muslim prohibition on pork extend to its use as a verb, as in "Don't pork the goat"?
Must have been pretty horny.
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posted on
02/26/2006 8:40:02 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(My Sunday Feeling is that Nothing is easy. Goes for the rest of the week too.)
To: grey_whiskers
Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat Mr.Tombe: "I did not have sexual relations with that goat."
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posted on
02/26/2006 8:57:45 AM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
(I'm a left-handed right-wing lady. Thanks Blurblogger :))
To: Brainhose
Does the goat now have to wear a Burqua? That would be a sight. That was probably his defense...the goat wasn't wearing a Burqa so he got hot looking at it's ankles.
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posted on
02/26/2006 9:04:59 AM PST
by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: grey_whiskers
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posted on
02/26/2006 2:05:07 PM PST
by
Coleus
(What were Ted Kennedy & his nephew doing on Good Friday, 1991? Getting drunk and raping women)
To: grey_whiskers
Perhaps it was a shotgun marriage, and this is their offspring:
That would make sense.
To: grey_whiskers
I dunno, should this make the JustDamn! Ping List?
Why not every other thread does.
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posted on
02/26/2006 6:17:37 PM PST
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
This could explain something from ancient mythology...
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posted on
02/26/2006 6:50:53 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(My Sunday Feeling is that Nothing is easy. Goes for the rest of the week too.)
To: grey_whiskers
Mr Alifi said: "It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house. Suddenly , I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately, I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relation with my goat . When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
WOW. This story has everything, the setting is the night before valentintes day, horney nakked guys sneaking around at night, bondage, goats, etc.
And the funny part. Rather than call the cops the elders decided to sell him the goat since he was so fond of it..............
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posted on
02/26/2006 8:25:06 PM PST
by
festus
(The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
To: grey_whiskers
Most of the time, Sudanese Moslems don't have to be forced to marry their goat lovers, and *that's* why this is news. Related topic:
Police: Homeless Man Tries To Steal Sheep (in Little Rock)
WKMG-TV NEWS | 2-22-2006
Posted on 02/23/2006 9:22:16 AM EST by Cagey
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1584067/posts
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posted on
02/26/2006 9:34:13 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(My Sunday Feeling is that Nothing is easy. Goes for the rest of the week too.)
To: ansel12
In Christian countries the groom would be making a loud noise. Well, I don't know....in some parts of the U.S., it has been reported that occasionally, sheep make loud noises.
Heeheeheehee
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posted on
02/27/2006 10:00:44 AM PST
by
Allegra
(wear our the cats?)
To: Allegra
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posted on
02/27/2006 10:10:46 AM PST
by
stan the beaver
(We will kill the ones who eat us, and eat the ones we kill!!)
To: Allegra
"Well, I don't know....in some parts of the U.S., it has been reported that occasionally,
sheep make loud noises. "
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posted on
02/27/2006 12:16:33 PM PST
by
E Rocc
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posted on
03/11/2006 2:53:48 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Yes indeed, Civ updated his profile and links pages again, on Monday, March 6, 2006.)
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