Posted on 02/24/2006 9:54:35 AM PST by screaminghurl
Children from larger families tend to be more competent.
Singletons are typically helpless.
Hate to post and run, so I'll leave this as I trot through to say "Hi!"
http://www.chesterton.org/
Good evening.
Good morning. I'm very fond of Chesterton.
"Aren't you ashamed of yourself, Sir? You should be out at the front!"
"Madam, if you'll step around to the side, you'll see that I am!"
Subject: New Texas Hunting Law Passes After VP Cheney Shooting Incident
As a result of the shooting incident in South Texas when a lawyer was shot by the Vice President, a new set of Hunting Regulations Regarding the Taking and Harvesting of Attorneys will be enforced by the Texas Parks & Wildlife Commission.
Sec 370.01
Any person with a valid in-state rodent or snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non-commercial) purposes.
Sec 370.02
Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United State s currency as bait, however, is prohibited.
Sec 370.03
Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for rabies and vermin.
Sec 370.04
The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.
Sec 370.05
It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or aircraft.
Sec 370.06
It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.
Sec 370.07
It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships except on Wednesday afternoon.
Sec 370.08
It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels except on Saturday and Sunday.
Sec 370.09
If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap, bag, shoot or possess the same. Use of any type killing device is legal including shotguns with the choke removed, high powered rifles, handguns of any caliber, all types and kinds of game traps and snares. Poisoning is prohibited because of the danger to rattlesnakes, coyotes and skunks.
Sec 370.10
It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise such as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting
attorneys.
Sec 370.11
Bag and Possession Limits per day:
Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2
Two-faced tortfeasors, 1
Back-stabbing divorce litigators, 3
Horn-rimmed cut-throats, 2
Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4
Honest attorneys are protected under the Endangered Species Act and can normally be identified because they do not wear Rolex watches, drive a Porsche, BMW or other expensive luxury automobile or wear $500 shoes and $1,500 suits.
Ping to post 1,205. LOL!
Very funny!
Evening, Allegra!
How was your Sunday?
I have a brother who ferrets these things out. *ahem* (No pun intended.)
Since they have all of our money anyway.......
Very funny Monkey Face and thanks for the ping Allegra!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Whew! I'm safe.
You certainly are!!
Morning!
VIDEO LINK I think I've done this correctly.
Its an Islamic news program and a lady is pretty much telling it like it is and the other guest dont like it one bit.
I havent investigated any links beyond the first page so I dont know if its been posted as a thread here but it definatly needs to be.
I am on my church break between services and will check in later today. If someone wants to post it feel free. This is a must see.
Morning, 'Face. I'm just going to post and run. I need to make a trip to Walmart. (I prefer going in the morning because it's not so busy.) I'll be back later.
I always try to get there by 8:00 or I can't handle the crowds. Later.
I won't go beyond that clip, but I think her argument was very well put. The problem is that only the well-to-do in Muslim countries will have TVs to see that, and therefore, her audience is limited.
In some places, there is only one TV in an entire village, and the electricity is only available for an hour or two a day. Chances are not good that her argument will reach where it is most needed.
It's a good clip. Thanks! At least we know SOMEone is thinking.
LOL! I need to send that to my Ft. Worth Attorney uncle who collects lawyer jokes....
I'm sure he will enjoy it! (I thought it was pretty funny)...;o]
I hate it when people do this! Many of you would be truly surprised that there are a lot of us who live in rural areas who would have broadband if it were available. The fact that we still have dialup service is not a matter of cost but of availability. They have assured us that ... someday ... not someday soon ... just someday ... broadband will be available ... but even then, possibly not to people like us who live a long way from the main county road.So, posters ... why don't you at least give us the gist of what your link is about? Wouldn't take you long to do it ... and would be ... inclusive for those of us with dialup. From the topic, I am left with the impression that they are, perhaps, making furcoats or something out of cats ... so, perhaps I should be happy I have dialup.
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