Ping
Do you think that the American Pie films had something to do with this?
"I don't care how hot you are as a chick, by the time you're 40, you realize that a chunk of the guys are gay ... and a chunk are losers living in the basement with big huge guts. Sixty percent are married, and you've got a really limited group that you have to play with," Tedesco said. "And that group has figured it out, because the accountant with the comb-over wearing the leisure suit now has an attitude."
(Hope the link works) Nighty night.
Middle aged blues
Well I'll forget about my arthritis, my backache, my lumbago
That young man makes me boogie at the horizontal disco
I'm cleaning out my closet, I'm no longer sentimental
Forget about experience, Lord knows I need potential
A young man to drive away my middle aged blues
Well, I don't need no reefer, I don't need no cocaine
All I need is a young man to drive me insane...
I'm throwing away my dustmop, got a brand new vacuum cleaner...
You outta hear me when I howl, Eureka! Eureka!
A young, young man, to drive away my middle aged blues
I say...
An old woman don't yell
An old woman don't tell
An old woman don't swell
An she's grateful as hell
I need a young, young man,
I need a young, young man,
I need a young, young man, to drive away my middle aged blues
~ Saffire: The Uppity Blues Women
She certainly isn't Stifler's Mom...