Posted on 02/23/2006 6:22:16 AM PST by Cagey
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- A homeless man who police say tried to take a sheep from the Little Rock Zoo has been arrested on numerous charges. A security guard at the zoo called police Tuesday evening after spotting a man carrying a trash can with a sheep in it, a police report said.
When officers arrived Grady Allen Carnahan, 32, told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said.
Carnahan fought with officers as they were trying to take him into custody, police said.
He was arrested on a felony charge of violating an animal facility and on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, and theft of property.
The animal was returned to its pen at the zoo.
kidnapping a sheep gets you the charge of
violating an animal facility
LOL
That's baaaaad........*~*
And hopefully, the sheep's facilities were still intact.
There's a Brokeback Mountain joke in here somewhere........
OK.
Don't want to buy a pig in a poke, how about a sheep in a trash can?
He was arrested on a felony charge of violating an animal facility and on misdemeanor charges of criminal trespass, cruelty to animals, resisting arrest, and theft of property.This shameful discrimination against the sheep-loving community has to stop immediately. Let's stage a big solidarity parade on Christopher's Sheep Day!
When officers arrived Grady Allen Carnahan, 32, told them he was a doctor and the sheep was sick. He said he was taking the animal to a veterinary clinic, the report said."Ya wouldn't be tryin' to pull the wool over our eyes, would ye?" the officers replied.
Have you seen this? Shear madness I tell you.
I didn't know Hillary had kicked Bill out of the house!
Groan! You with the puns again! :)))))) Maybe the guy was craving a roast leg of lamb!
"Who'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me?"
I think this episode began when someone told the guy to get the flock out of there.
Moan! Yer killin' me already! :)
The guy was just lonely.
When trying to pull off such a caper, it be-hooves one to, yeah, ewe are right, this has gone on long enough.
Down come a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped a swagman and grabbed him in glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
"You'll come a-waltzing Matilda with me'".
http://members.ozemail.com.au/~enigman/australia/waltz_mat.html
SLHEEPLESS IN SEATTLE LITTLE ROCK
(Themesong-- “I know I'll never find another you ewe”)
DG
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