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Happy Birthday, Sen. Ted Kennedy--NOT!!!
ExcursionGuy84 | 02/22/2006 | ExcursionGuy84

Posted on 02/22/2006 7:26:51 PM PST by ExcursionGuy84

On my way home from work, while listening to my favorite local Christian station, 89.7 WMCU "Spirit" FM...

The DJ mentioned that today was Senator Edward Kennedy's birthday...74 years "young", I quote.

I nearly hurled.


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1 posted on 02/22/2006 7:26:52 PM PST by ExcursionGuy84
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To: ExcursionGuy84

74 is his IQ.


2 posted on 02/22/2006 7:28:00 PM PST by jigsaw (David Gregory will be the last to know he's shooting his mouth off.)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

Happy Burrrpday, Senator!


3 posted on 02/22/2006 7:28:37 PM PST by KJC1 (Getting the facts before flipping out is generally a sound idea)
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(My obligatory post to any Ted Kennedy thread) --

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4 posted on 02/22/2006 7:28:49 PM PST by My2Cents ("The essence of American journalism is vulgarity divested of truth." -- Winston Churchill)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."


5 posted on 02/22/2006 7:29:18 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Dubai-u's fault--The Port Non-Issue is Hillary's Sistah Soulja moment)
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To: jigsaw

I thought it was his BAC


6 posted on 02/22/2006 7:30:12 PM PST by sassbox
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To: jigsaw
74 is his IQ

That's still Too Much credit to him.

7 posted on 02/22/2006 7:31:26 PM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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And just how does a bakery make an all-liquid cake?


8 posted on 02/22/2006 7:31:30 PM PST by Miss Behave (I'm completely lost.)
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To: jigsaw
I just don't know what to say.....except perhaps Mary Jo's folks should be enshrined along with Sirhan's folks...
9 posted on 02/22/2006 7:31:52 PM PST by RVN Airplane Driver (Most Americans are so spoiled with freedom they have no idea what it takes to earn and keep it.)
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And just how does a bakery make an all-liquid cake?

Huh???

10 posted on 02/22/2006 7:33:09 PM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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To: ExcursionGuy84

Mary Jo is still unavailable for comment


11 posted on 02/22/2006 7:33:12 PM PST by NeoCaveman (The shark has been jumped, there is no turning back)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Mary Jo is still unavailable for comment

Not unless you happen to have done studies in Paranormal-Afterlife, j/k.

12 posted on 02/22/2006 7:35:19 PM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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Mary Jo is how old now?

Oh,I forgot,she's dead.

13 posted on 02/22/2006 7:37:44 PM PST by mdittmar (May God watch over those who serve,and have served, to keep us free.)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

Surely Teddy ordered that the bakery make his usual all-liquid, high test birthday gincake.


14 posted on 02/22/2006 7:40:09 PM PST by Miss Behave (I'm completely lost.)
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To: Miss Behave
Ahhhhhh....Now I understand.

And don't forget the Scotch; he likes that too.

15 posted on 02/22/2006 7:43:08 PM PST by ExcursionGuy84 ("Jesus, Your Love takes my breath away.")
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And don't forget the Scotch; he likes that too.

And butter too. LOTS of it. So it's probably a butterScotch gin highball tiered cake.

With hoagies on the side, as soakers.

16 posted on 02/22/2006 7:52:43 PM PST by Miss Behave (I'm completely lost.)
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To: My2Cents
Be nice.

Send him a card....:)


17 posted on 02/22/2006 7:57:14 PM PST by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

Liver, Do Your Duty!


18 posted on 02/22/2006 8:22:46 PM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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Flags should be flown half-staff across the US!


19 posted on 02/22/2006 9:16:34 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

What did the family of the dead girl have to say about his birthday?


20 posted on 02/22/2006 9:17:06 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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