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1 posted on 02/22/2006 11:37:02 AM PST by crushelits

Do I have to eat the worm --- sir?

2 posted on 02/22/2006 11:38:28 AM PST by Mike Darancette (Condimaniac)

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

3 posted on 02/22/2006 11:38:45 AM PST by camle (Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)

All women are good looking - some just take more beer than others.

There goes a two six packer :-).

4 posted on 02/22/2006 11:39:46 AM PST by PeteB570 (Guns, what real men want for Christmas)

one shot... HEY! MAS TEQUILA!

5 posted on 02/22/2006 11:40:03 AM PST by philsfan24

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

That is where I actually LOL.

6 posted on 02/22/2006 11:41:51 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My pug is on her war footing.)

I feel inadequate because I can only afford cheap tequila.

7 posted on 02/22/2006 11:45:49 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)

To: AnOldCowhand; Allegra; BerthaDee; carlr; Conspiracy Guy; Clemenza; cyborg; Dashing Dasher; ...

FF (Favorite FReeper) ping....

8 posted on 02/22/2006 12:18:06 PM PST by The SISU kid (I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))

Table dancing sounds all right. Good exercise, accompanied by a wee bit of danger.

10 posted on 02/22/2006 12:21:08 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends for
Margaritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long
If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don’t mean nothing
She's just havin' fun
Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done
friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off", by Joe Nichols

15 posted on 02/22/2006 12:36:53 PM PST by Redcloak (<--- Not always a "people person")

LOL. Thanks for the laugh.

17 posted on 02/22/2006 12:38:23 PM PST by new cruelty

Jose Cuervo is a friend of mine (I can't believe how many opportunities FR gives me to sing that song!)

23 posted on 02/22/2006 1:55:08 PM PST by Hoodlum91 (pcottraux says I'm special!)

You know, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

24 posted on 02/22/2006 1:56:07 PM PST by Perdogg ("Facts are stupid things" - Pres. Ronald W. Reagan)

To: crushelits; Slings and Arrows

26 posted on 02/22/2006 2:01:16 PM PST by presidio9 ("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)

35 posted on 02/22/2006 7:54:30 PM PST by rzeznikj at stout (This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)

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