To: crushelits
Do I have to eat the worm --- sir?
To: crushelits
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
3 posted on
02/22/2006 11:38:45 AM PST by
camle
(Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
To: crushelits
All women are good looking - some just take more beer than others.
There goes a two six packer :-).
4 posted on
02/22/2006 11:39:46 AM PST by
PeteB570
(Guns, what real men want for Christmas)
To: crushelits
one shot... HEY! MAS TEQUILA!
To: crushelits
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. That is where I actually LOL.
To: crushelits
I feel inadequate because I can only afford cheap tequila.
7 posted on
02/22/2006 11:45:49 AM PST by
Rakkasan1
(Muslims pray to Allah, Allah prays to Chuck Norris.)
To: AnOldCowhand; Allegra; BerthaDee; carlr; Conspiracy Guy; Clemenza; cyborg; Dashing Dasher; ...
FF (Favorite FReeper) ping....
8 posted on
02/22/2006 12:18:06 PM PST by
The SISU kid
(I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))
To: crushelits
Table dancing sounds all right. Good exercise, accompanied by a wee bit of danger.
10 posted on
02/22/2006 12:21:08 PM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: crushelits
She said Im going out with my girlfriends for Margaritas at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patron Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Shell start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink
Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off
Shell start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink
She dont mean nothing She's just havin' fun Tomorrow she'll say oh what have I done friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off", by Joe Nichols
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15 posted on
02/22/2006 12:36:53 PM PST by
Redcloak
(<--- Not always a "people person")
To: crushelits
LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
To: crushelits
Jose Cuervo is a friend of mine (I can't believe how many opportunities FR gives me to sing that song!)
23 posted on
02/22/2006 1:55:08 PM PST by
Hoodlum91
(pcottraux says I'm special!)
To: crushelits
You know, Tequila makes her clothes fall off.
24 posted on
02/22/2006 1:56:07 PM PST by
Perdogg
("Facts are stupid things" - Pres. Ronald W. Reagan)
To: crushelits; Slings and Arrows
26 posted on
02/22/2006 2:01:16 PM PST by
presidio9
("Bird Flu" is the new Y2K Virus -Only without the inconvenient deadline.)
To: crushelits
LMAO!!
35 posted on
02/22/2006 7:54:30 PM PST by
rzeznikj at stout
(This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)
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