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My Rum Cake recipe bears no resemblance whatsoever to post #19.

41 posted on 02/23/2006 5:07:55 AM PST by .30Carbine

Do you think we could start a rumor that mega churches are serving red dyed tequila instead of grape juice for communion and that's why they are so popular?

42 posted on 02/23/2006 5:55:50 AM PST by blue-duncan

hell yeah! sammy rules!!!

43 posted on 02/23/2006 6:22:39 AM PST by philsfan24

He's a Republican too!!

44 posted on 02/23/2006 6:23:07 AM PST by RockinRight (Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)

I think that rumor was tried already.

45 posted on 02/23/2006 6:33:18 AM PST by .30Carbine

Rats, story of my life, "a dollar short and a day late".

46 posted on 02/23/2006 6:55:36 AM PST by blue-duncan

Added to my list of things to do...

8^)

47 posted on 02/23/2006 9:04:09 AM PST by The SISU kid (I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))

To: The SISU kid

Ya been warned.....;-D

48 posted on 02/23/2006 10:01:00 AM PST by Salamander (Cursed With Second Sight)

To: The SISU kid

All of the checking to ensure quality makes me think of one of the last Arrested Development where the mom had convinced her daughter that you had to finish a bottle of vodka once you opened it or it would go bad.

49 posted on 02/23/2006 10:05:42 AM PST by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)

You mean it won't???????

8^)

50 posted on 02/23/2006 10:44:42 AM PST by The SISU kid (I have seen the future (but I signed a nondisclosure))

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