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The ***OFFICIAL*** Friday/Saturday Night Singles' Thread Feb. 17 and 18, 2006
All of us SUPER SINGLES
| February 17, 2006
| dollycali;
Posted on 02/17/2006 5:16:21 PM PST by DollyCali
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: alone; dates; dinnerforone; homeonfridaynite; nobodylovesme; nohtmlintitle; notavalentine; ohsolomio; olympics; singles; together
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To: pcottraux
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
701
posted on
02/17/2006 10:29:10 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: RockinRight
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. THat's why there's no life on Mars.
702
posted on
02/17/2006 10:30:01 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
ROFL...
You should send that to looterguy.com.
703
posted on
02/17/2006 10:30:22 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: pcottraux
704
posted on
02/17/2006 10:31:13 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: RockinRight
That one's actually true of something (Democrats=Looters).
705
posted on
02/17/2006 10:32:04 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: pcottraux
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
706
posted on
02/17/2006 10:32:23 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: RockinRight
There was no Hurricane Katrina. Someone in Louisiana served Chuck Norris bad gumbo...
707
posted on
02/17/2006 10:32:38 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: proud_yank
708
posted on
02/17/2006 10:32:57 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: onyx; ButThreeLeftsDo
YIKES! -20. I am COLD here when it's merely 20.
Yesterday it was -47 with the windchill where I live!!
709
posted on
02/17/2006 10:34:38 PM PST
by
proud_yank
(Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness; tuliptree76
C'mon girls, don't let all of our Chuck Norris talk scare you. ;-)
710
posted on
02/17/2006 10:35:03 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: pcottraux
That image is hilarious!! Looterguy is too funny
711
posted on
02/17/2006 10:36:07 PM PST
by
proud_yank
(Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
To: RockinRight
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz....wah? Huh?
To: tuliptree76
713
posted on
02/17/2006 10:36:34 PM PST
by
proud_yank
(Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
To: RockinRight
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
714
posted on
02/17/2006 10:37:22 PM PST
by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: proud_yank; BigSkyFreeper
Well, what do you expect...lol? You're in Canada son, however temporarily.
-47 is just too cold.
715
posted on
02/17/2006 10:37:44 PM PST
by
onyx
(IF ONLY 10% of Muslims are radical, that's still 120 MILLION who want to kill us.)
To: pcottraux; RockinRight
There was no Hurricane Katrina. Someone in Louisiana served Chuck Norris bad gumbo...
You guys are out of the loop, didn't you hear that Katrina was Bush's fault?
716
posted on
02/17/2006 10:38:23 PM PST
by
proud_yank
(Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
To: Maximus_Ridiculousness
OK...what's on your mind? What would you like to discuss? Don't want to bore the ladies!
717
posted on
02/17/2006 10:38:44 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: proud_yank
"Yesterday it was -47 with the windchill where I live!!"
We'll be there in.....3...2....1.....
;-0
To: pcottraux
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Now THAT is funny!!
719
posted on
02/17/2006 10:39:33 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Weve had good luck with Global Warming (TM) for most of the winter though :-)
720
posted on
02/17/2006 10:39:48 PM PST
by
proud_yank
(Good intentions + bad information = Recipe for disaster.)
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